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I’d do the drummer, the lead singer, and that one that plays the violin

Joined August 2009
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Focusing on the everyday struggles
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Any mild annoyance and this pampered prick shows his true colours
King Charles is not amused as torrential rain leaves him soaked through during a ceremony in Antigua on his Caribbean tour. The King is drenched by rain after waiting over a minute longer than the Queen for an umbrella. 🔗 trib.al/9aE4R2y
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Genuinely don’t know how these people function in the real world
I feel like once Michael realised he was onto James, he absolutely hounded him into a state of complete panic & anxiety. I think Maya's reaction here is genuine contempt for a man who has likely caused one of the people she was closest to in the castle to reach breaking point
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It’s just something nice for the kids in a world of shite. But no, you punch down because you’re better than that
Is it Petit Bourgeois/Deano coded to go mad for Halloween? While, middle class coded to be sniffy about an ‘American import?’
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Walking round like Bane because you don’t want a cold
Weird convo at dentist today. I stopped going to her for cleanings as I found an independent hygienist who runs a solo practice & will N95 for me and open windows. Unfortunately I needed work done on a chipped tooth. Anyway, she points to the Airfanta wearable and asks “is that
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So rather than getting paid on the last working day of the month you get paid on the second to last day. What a flex
The OGs know why they use Monzo and Revolut as their salary accounts in the UK. 😂💷 Salary due on Friday? You could be receiving it on Thursday while others are still waiting. 😂
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Literally no point arguing with Americans about anything American because they are brainwashed to believe everything about their nation is the best. Best food, best sports, best school shootings etc
Cricketers seeing a slider for the first time
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Danny Shellard retweeted
It's strange to still consider myself a massive Simpsons fan despite the fact I think the last 27 seasons of it is, mostly, dogshit. I could practically recite 1-10 to anyone, and I still consider that Simpsons at its height was one of the greatest shows you'll ever watch.
The Simpsons downfall
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Needs more seasoning
what you think about this meal says a lot about you
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Inflations only at 3% so it’ll be fine 🙃
🚨NEW: Household energy bills are forecast to surge by 27% to an average of £2,192 a year from January, according to a new forecast by EDF, one of Britain's biggest energy suppliers
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DVL could’ve slapped him with his handbag and I’d defend him over O’Nien
I will know the game is healing when these stop getting given as fouls. #LUFC
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Said unironically as he’s got a pfp of a man who looks like a giant baby
the first clip kills me man why does he look like that
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Looks like Matt Skiba
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Could NOT be arsed with that
Andrii ( call sign Puh or "Fluff") with his brothers in arms after they arrive holding a position inside the decommissioned gas pipe for 30 days. 📷 Sasha Maslov #StandWithUkraine🇺🇦
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What a mard 😂😂
A throat slitting celebration, what a nob
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Just a crap footballer
📝 We can confirm that Will Grigg has departed the club, joining Forest Green Rovers on a permanent basis. The forward leaves North Derbyshire having made a momentous contribution to the club’s success in recent seasons, netting 42 times in total for the Spireites and finishing as the club’s top scorer in the National League title-winning season. Everyone at the club wishes Griggy all the best for the future. 💙 🔗 shorturl.at/uDpju #Spireites
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I’ll be having a Crohn’s flare up that week mate 🫡
I'm about to upset every grown man with a gaming setup... If you're pushing 30, carrying a mortgage, working 9-5, and you're already planning to burn a vacation day because GTA 6 drops... You get what, 12-15 real days off a year to actually leave your city, see something new, live an actual life outside four walls... And you're spending one of those days stealing virtual cars and running from fake cops instead. But hey, it's your PTO. Spend it how you want.
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He is a complete liability. An Austrian Titus Bramble
Danso is crap. A liability every week
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Lungo is the correct answer
a woman asked me what an americano was so i explained it to her and she went “oh so it’s just… watered down espresso? why do people like that” and i was like honestly girl your guess is as good as mine
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Obsessed with pretending they’re Irish
for anyone who might think this is obnoxious, my grandmother is irish and i can attest it IS that fucking serious. irish people do notttt play about their homeland and it’s a country to be proud of. i felt it deeply in my 25% irish soul
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