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I’d do the drummer, the lead singer, and that one that plays the violin

Joined August 2009
For a bloke with fuck all talent he’s got an ego the size of the moon
🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo has been suspended for 30 days plus fined for €255. The decision has been made by Portugal Federation after he left the national team’s camp in Denmark. Cristiano himself had suggested a punishment after apologizing for that.
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A lot of this in the replies
EU roaming feels ambitious
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Bet more than half these hypocrites on here slagging City off are watching the PL on a dodgy firestick!!! 😂
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“Malick Fofana has made his choice”
🇧🇪 Malick Fofana a fait son choix. 🔴⚪️ Le Belge va rejoindre Sunderland. C'est ferme et définitif. Fin de l'histoire. #SAFC
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Replying to @Danny_McMoomins
Actually on the hills above Burnley waiting for the eclipse!
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A painful 2 minutes. And these were the worst
Comedians at Edinburgh Fringe are undertaking emergency rewrites following Andy Burnham's appointment as prime minister. Katie Spencer speaks with some of the comedians performing at the Edinburgh Fringe this year about how the new prime minister has affected their shows.
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Incredible
I hope Adam Pearson is okay 🙏
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I choose Digne over Dunya
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ITV coverage of England v Norway starts at 8.45pm. That's one hour and 15 minutes before kick-off. That's like in 1999, when ITV gave Bayern v United at the Nou Camp one hour, 15 minutes. Oh no sorry, my mistake. They gave it FIFTEEN MINUTES. On air at 7.30pm for a 7.45pm KO.
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