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Art Vandelay
@shellypeee
(It/it’s) Retired Douchebag. The guy in my cover photo is NOT me!
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Joined March 2018
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Art Vandelay
@shellypeee
Sep 20
If you needed one, here’s your sign to never have roommates.
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Art Vandelay
@shellypeee
Sep 19
Ugh Delaware? One missed $20 ez pass read..turns into charging me 100s to help you guys fight crime?
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Art Vandelay
@shellypeee
Aug 18
Replying to
@k_yk95
@TheTennisLetter
Right. She was hurt and knew playing longer would hinder her us open. What was the point 😂
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Art Vandelay
@shellypeee
May 26
Replying to
@Polymarket
@Polymarket
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Art Vandelay
@shellypeee
May 10
Replying to
@dissproportion
My roommate is using this to “wash” his dishes and seems to be fine. With that being said, my second roommate and I use our own separate sponges and I rewash every dish this guy touches.
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Art Vandelay
@shellypeee
Apr 24
Replying to
@PitchingNinja
I mean cmon
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Art Vandelay
@shellypeee
Mar 31
Replying to
@TheAfrocentricI
Black/brown/lgbtq+ = poor
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Art Vandelay
@shellypeee
Mar 23
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@ntrujillo_pe
@ntrujillo_pe
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Art Vandelay
@shellypeee
Mar 23
Just saw her.
Chad Fisher DNP
@ChadFisher
4 Dec 2025
Dude’s definitely faking an injury.
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