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Here’s a list of all the theories floating around about last night’s shooting at the White House Correspondents' Dinner:
1/ The boring one: Cole Allen, 31, registered Democrat from California, traveled by train, studied the hotel layout, found an unmonitored entry point, wanted to target Trump and cabinet members, lone wolf, political hatred, case closed, move along
2/ The reasonable one: How does a man with a shotgun, handgun and knives get anywhere near the most press-covered event in Washington? The Secret Service just took an L on venue security and nobody wants to say it out loud
3/ The IDF one: Allen supposedly posted a photo wearing an IDF sweatshirt before deleting it, Google Trends apparently showed a spike in searches for his name in Israel before the event. Both these could NOT be confirmed, with no credible sources.
4/ The time travel one: A dormant X account posted only his name in 2023 and nothing else ever, SUPER WEIRD. That account had a "TIME MACHINE" header… could it be just a coincidence? 😂
5/ The MKUltra one: Caltech grad, NASA AI intern, a schoolteacher in LA County, someone on X asked "does this trajectory make sense to you?" and thousands of people agreed it does not
6/ The staged one: "Who tries to assassinate a president at an event full of press and Secret Service?" is apparently a compelling argument for a lot of people, Fox News allegedly cut off a reporter mid-sentence on this topic, which was either significant or a technical glitch, the internet has decided which
7/ The time-traveling son of Erika Kirk one: this exists, we will not explain further, X is a free country
Investigation is ongoing, Allen is not cooperating, and the rational explanation remains the most likely, but this is 2026 and we live in a batsh*t times, so who the hell knows 😂
My position: I don't believe any of the theories, definitely don't think it was staged, and from my discussions with analysts, there doesn't seem to be any security failures.
same VC firm that sent $WAR to 70M just confirmed partnership with $DUMBMONEY 👀 VC backing usually comes just before a tier 1 CEX listing….
14,000 holders in 4 days is crazy, looks like $DUMBMONEY is up next
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A MAJOR $GME WHALE HAS BEEN CLIPPING INTO THE $DUMBMONEY CHART AND A FRESHLY FUNDED COINBASE #CRYPTO WALLET HAS BOUGHT UP ALMOST 50K WORTH OF $DUMBMONEY 🤯🚀 SOMETHING MASSIVE IS COMING 👀 THE BANDANA STAYS ON 💯 FUCK YOU, HIYORR 📈
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$DUMBMONEY going parabolic after tapping 8M and Alon pumpfun founder is now holding $92,000 of $DUMBMONEY
A exchange wallet just blasted 48k in one clip : solscan.io/account/gasAx5Y91…
listed on BITMART, Lbank, MEXC
Roaring kitty acc bull posting on x and viral cult forming on TikTok, we’re still early.
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$dumbmoney is paying us very well but not everyone knows what’s happening behind the scenes
a big agency is handling real-life marketing, running ads across 9 countries and locking in the 10th
dev is smart
dev didn’t pay a cent for CEX listings, two exchanges bought their own bags and listed it because they see organic volume and potential traction for their platforms
he sent 1.75% to Alon’s public wallet, now worth six figures, becoming one of his biggest memecoin holdings, smart marketing with zero sell risk
burned all buyback funds from the dev wallet, bringing it to zero and improving audit scores
narrative is inspired by BTC, back to 2009, before the parabolic move, when everyone called it a scam and someone spent 10,000 $BTC on pizza, only dumb money was buying
TA wise, the chart had a long accumulation phase and I said that was the bottom, every dip got bought up, meaning whales were absorbing supply from jeets, bundling and controlling supply to send it higher
all of this is why I called the buy around $1.5M–$1.6M accumulation zone and now it’s a 3x, that’s what conviction pays
I’m aiming for my first 100x this year, memecoin market never sleeps
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The last big play I positioned myself early in was $GME, and 5 years later this is probably the next best 'real' meme to come out of the WSB era
With that being said, I’ve added more to my $DUMBMONEY position
💎🖐🏻'ers always prevail.
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Massive 6 figure $FARTCOIN whale top blasted $10,000 into $DUMBMONEY now 👀
solscan.io/account/HWzvjiHi8…
Top holders from $TRUMP and $FARTCOIN are clipping in heavy now, what do they know? Something MASSIVE is brewing here 🤯🚀
dexscreener.com/solana/6zZHQ…
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21X SO FAR ON $DUMBMONEY HOLDER COUNT HITTING ATH AND ALMOST 10,000 STRONG ALREADY 🤯🚀 THIS SEEMS TO BE ABOUT TO FUCKING EXPLODE INTO A VIRAL TREND AND LITERALLY $GME PART 2 SOON 🔥 THE BANDANA STAYS ON 💯 SO MUCH HIYORR 📈
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Weekends almost here, but not before another Legends of Atlantis!
Tomorrow, 9am EST:
@Levr_Bet, @ChainAudits, @monadshramp, @EmonadCoin, @thecosmicguild, @GeizAtlantisDEX.
We have our tinfoil hats shined up, trying not to get censored.
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Introducing the Monad dedicated device subsidy program
Monad Foundation will be subsidizing the cost of dedicated signing laptops, for multisig, treasury, and other critical operations, to all protocol teams with at least $2.5M of TVL on Monad.
Your signing machine should NEVER be the same as the one you use for everyday browsing, coding, or taking calls.
Details below:
