ScotchJeffrey retweeted
You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen
But they were all of them deceived
for another reindeer was made
ScotchJeffrey retweeted
I’ll buy everyone who rt this a Jazz Jersey if the Utah Jazz win the NBA championship 🤞🏾
ScotchJeffrey retweeted
See I think it makes sense that the new Salt Lake airport welcomes visitors by giving them the authentic Trek experience right out of the gate.
ScotchJeffrey retweeted
Please join my new movement, #DessertNation (or #DesNat). It will just be us sharing amazing dessert recipes while also not being misogynistic homophobes.
ScotchJeffrey retweeted
Retweet if you want to see Mike Lee defeated in 2022. #UnseatMikeLee
ScotchJeffrey retweeted
Theology, unlike science, starts from conclusion, e.g. we KNOW God exists. So there MUST be evidence even if we can’t see it.
Trump’s a theologian worshipping Trump. “I KNOW I won because I’m Trump. So there MUST be evidence. There isn’t any? There just MUST be: voter fraud.”
ScotchJeffrey retweeted
I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.
ScotchJeffrey retweeted
Pretty dramatic how Brits call a ‘flashlight’ a ‘torch’. You’re looking for an earring under a bed not raiding the Ark, Indy
