@sidleykate

author HOW TO BE A SAINT - available for pre-order now | writer at @colbertlateshow

 New York, NY
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Joined July 2011
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Bought new bath toys for my toddler. No one prepares you for these tough parenting decisions.
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when your baby has acid reflux
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Dear #MacysParade, You cannot introduce the concept of Baby Shark and then play a song that is not Baby Shark. Sincerely, Every Parent of a Now Furious Toddler
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Can we have a Black Friday sale but for the housing market please?
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In case anyone was wondering what the parent version of a sex dream is, last night I dreamed that I met Pete Davidson and he offered to watch the kids while I took a nap.
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my last thought before waking up was "wow I get why everybody likes this guy"
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please God let this mean we get Congressional testimony where somebody says "meep meep"
Variety
@Variety14 Nov 2023
Congressman Joaquin Castro is calling on the Justice Department to "review" Warner Bros. Discovery's "conduct" after it planned to shelve "Coyote vs. Acme." “Scrapping fully made films for tax breaks is predatory and anti-competitive.” variety.com/2023/film/news/j…

Rep. Joaquin Castro Calls Warner Bros. Discovery ‘Predatory’ for Shelving ‘Coyote vs. Acme,’ Asks...

Joaquin Castro criticized Warner Bros. Discovery for shelving completed films for tax breaks, asking the Dept. of Justice to 'review this conduct.'

variety.com
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you have one kid and spend all this time figuring them out and then you have a second kid and they are totally different and that's just really unfair
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Kate Sidley retweeted
Dan Wilbur@DanWilbur8 Nov 2023
People will look back on Skyline Chili and say “Wait. That was popular BEFORE marijuana was legal in Ohio?”
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Very proud of my home state today!
POLITICO
@politico8 Nov 2023
Ohio just voted overwhelmingly to protect the right to abortion in the state constitution, continuing a post-Dobbs victory streak ahead of 2024 politi.co/47G7rTt
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If you ever meet my kids, say what you want about Santa, just please maintain my lie that YouTube doesn't start until 6:30am.
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the sun is setting at 5 p.m. and Ben Affleck is drinking Starbucks what the hell
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It's very hard to explain to a toddler that Halloween is once a year and not just how we live our lives now.
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I feel like you should have to pick between hat or halo.
weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!!
@WeirdMedieval1 Nov 2023
november 1 is all saints day sooo.....here they are!!
a medieval drawing of many saints that is so crowded, all that can be seen of most is the tops of their halos.

ALT a medieval drawing of many saints that is so crowded, all that can be seen of most is the tops of their halos.

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Teaching my toddler important life skills like reading, writing, and how to wait till the YouTube video says "skip ads" before clicking the button.
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Godspeed to every parent who spent months listening to their kid say they want to be a dinosaur for Halloween only to wake up today to them demanding to be a cat.
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I want to be something scary for Halloween, so I'm dressing like a work email that starts with "friendly reminder..."
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Throw pillows are stuffed animals for adults.
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Haunted houses don't scare me anymore. I'm just jealous ghosts can afford a home.
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This podium cost as much as my Volkswagen Golf and it doesn't even have a backup camera. apnews.com/article/huckabee-…

A $19,000 lectern for Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders sparks call for legislative audit

Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is facing scrutiny over the purchase of a $19,000 lectern and the handling or records surrounding it.

apnews.com
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Oh shit! New apple just dropped! npr.org/2023/10/07/120445092…

Apple breeders at the University of Minnesota have announced a new apple: 'kudos'

NPR's Scott Simon speaks with David Bedford, an apple breeder at the University of Minnesota, about the new "Kudos" apple.

npr.org
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