@simluyt

amusing myself to death

 Belgium
Joined January 2011
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Arcadia Finance
@ArcadiaFi3 Apr 2025
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Cassidy
@cassidoo2 Oct 2021
me: how would you describe my code? my linter: cringe
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MatLab crashes
@memecrashes29 Apr 2020
Yup, been there many times 😂😂
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Gillian Turner
@GillianHTurner12 Mar 2020
BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk24 Jan 2020
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Marcel
@BasicallyIDoWrk2 Jan 2020
Hear me out... Live action Emperors New Groove, staring Kevin Heart and The Rock.
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notch
@notch2 Nov 2019
I like that i like liking things now. I could, like, like liking liking liking things too if I wanted to.
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Pranay Pathole
@PPathole24 Oct 2019
Dress up as a TCP packet for Halloween... Them: what are you dressed as? You: are you ready for me to tell you? Them: I am ready for you to tell me You: ok I am going to tell you Them: ok You: I am a TCP packet Them: ... You: I am a TCP packet Them: ok
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk28 Sep 2019
Rage, rage against the dying of the light
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Ninja
@Ninja24 Sep 2019
interstellar > Inception and its not even close...
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Elke 🐑@ElkeSteegmans15 Sep 2019
Mijn zus trouwt 6 juni 2020 en wilt graag zo een vintage volkswagen busje lenen. Als iemand dit heeft of iemand kent pls dm mij!!! Delen is heel veel geluk in de liefde ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Michael Grzesiek
@shroud11 Sep 2019
I have an addiction.
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Elke 🐑@ElkeSteegmans21 Aug 2019
Een vrouw is niet gemaakt om mager te zijn. Dus voel u ni schuldig na die zak chips of reepje chocolade. Wees gelukkig met je sexy billen en borsten en dat buikje dat volgens jou niet strak genoeg is! You are beautiful! Groetjes💋
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notch
@notch14 Aug 2019
Sometimes as the churning fractal turns and folds in over itself in infinite complexity of chaotic precision, all the infinite turns and corners will align and cancel themselves until nothing exists except for you. Do not fear this.
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☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l
@LilNasX26 Jul 2019
it’s crazy how any baby born after march has not lived in a world where old town road wasn’t number 1
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Mikey Heller@yoyorobot6 Jul 2019
i drew a comic about a computer
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Mikey Heller@yoyorobot20 Jun 2019
i drew a comic about a mousetrap
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Elke 🐑@ElkeSteegmans29 May 2019
Ik heb al zoveel zin in Dour jongens! 🤩
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meowza@meowza27 May 2019
hi there, sorry for the delay in responding to your email! i have actually not been very busy. it’s just that the very thought of responding to your email paralyzed me into wishfully hoping it would go away on its own if i procrastinated long enough. best, brent
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jacksfilms
@jacksfilms12 May 2019
Happy Mother's Day! Vaccinate your fucking kids!
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