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Joined August 2010
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Rugby League players are brave but not THAT brave 🐄 – at North West, England
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Martin Tyler’s apology map in the first half #LIVARS
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Powerful farewell from @jacindaardern. A true leader whose intellect, empathy and vision inspired so many not only in New Zealand, but across the world. Her legacy as Prime Minister will endure.
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There’s been a lot of misplaced criticism of this decision to stop singing ‘Delilah’ The song depicts the murder of a woman by a jealous partner For context, approx 2 women a week are murdered by a partner or ex-partner It’s time to sing something else bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-6448…
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Chester Zoo - Animal alert 🚨 red alert ? No one in or out currently #chesterzoo
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Heading into the New season we are Recruiting for New Players, all positions available for Charity Football Matches.We play sunday fixtures. Please get in touch if interested @ShitChester @CWFL_Info @standardchester @eportsocial @deespeak
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I need to call in a favour, last wk I lost one of my best friends Bex Gardner (Faulkner), fr Mickle Trafford. She passed away fr a failed transplant waiting for another, she was incredible, all I want to ask you as my follower is if you would click share🥹justgiving.com/fundraising/b… – at North West, England
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Cup final day for the kids team! ⚽️⚽️@ShitChester @CFC_CommTrust
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60 seconds on why the Tories don’t actually care about us.
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Hi everyone. Just a little introduce about me. I’m Michael Dullaghan 43 years old. I’am Down syndrome lad I support Evertonian I short hardly have any friends on here Twitter thanks for that I’m being a friendly I like talk to anybody cheers appreciate it very much
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These videos are becoming more & more incredible. The unbelievable bravery of these people.
Amazing footage from Melitopol of Ukrainians stopping the onward advance of a Russian convoy and chanting “Occupants!” and “Murderers!” The jittery Russians are firing into the air
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My dads new premises is slowly getting up & running. The Cheese Wedge (from Chester Market, soon to be moving to Goss St, Chester) RT’s appreciated
⁦@ChesterBID⁩ fab news for cheese lovers next to Kookaburra
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Why do I have a skullface? Because I once watched 3 minutes of Mrs Brown's Boys and had to immediately dunk my head in a vat of acid to try and forget.
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