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Journalism BA and MA. NCTJ Gold standard journalism diploma. Freelance journo. Probably the only person you know who can write 100wpm shorthand.

Joined December 2015
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Perfectly whelmed to have won the Belfast Telegraph Helen Scott Memorial Trophy today. @UlsterUni Unfortunately, I’m not so proud to say I’ve won more trophies this year than Man Utd have in half a decade. I even wore a United tie (chosen before I knew the result last night).
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1986 - This result means Manchester United will end a day in the bottom three of the top-flight after having played at least nine games for the first time since November 1986 (21st after 15 games). Drop.
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Manchester Disunited. Mistakes on the pitch, mutiny off it, could turn ugly. So many elementary errors by United again, for Roma’s first, losing the ball in midfield again, ceding so much space, no expertise at left-back, no organisation again. And for Roma’s second, a mistake again, giving the ball away again, a handball in a desperate attempt at a block, clear pen. No leadership from Bruno Fernandes again. Already booked. Sums up the club - no leadership. Fans protesting against the owners “sell United - and f**k off home”. What a mess. Until the Glazers go, and the debts are addressed, elite management put in all over, United will remain a mess. #MUFC
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Manchester Disunited. Mistakes on the pitch, mutiny off it, could turn ugly. So many elementary errors by United again, for Roma’s first, losing the ball in midfield again, ceding so much space, no expertise at left-back, no organisation again. And for Roma’s second, a mistake again, giving the ball away again, a handball in a desperate attempt at a block, clear pen. No leadership from Bruno Fernandes again. Already booked. Sums up the club - no leadership. Fans protesting against the owners “sell United - and f**k off home”. What a mess. Until the Glazers go, and the debts are addressed, elite management put in all over, United will remain a mess. #MUFC
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Manchester United have failed to win any of their first seven away games in all competitions in a season for the first time since 1973-74, when they were last relegated.
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Replying to @mufcMPB
Greedy venture capitalists, with a sense of decency and old-fashioned values, is an oxymoron
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Desperate Manchester United 'fans' pining for their ex in Ruben Amorim - getting rinsed by Premier League opposition in Bournemouth, romanticising a past relationship pretending it's something it wasn't while he delivered some of the worst football ever witnessed at Old Trafford.
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This is an affront to the name of Manchester United.
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People saying it’s Manchester United’s worst defeat in the Champions League since the 4-0 loss at Camp Nou in 1994. I was there for that and knew something was up when I saw Peter Schmeichel having a coffee in the press room an hour before kick-off. The 4-0 was bad but there were excuses, the 3+2 rule, Schmeichel sacrificed, and the quality of Barcelona – Romario, Stoichkov, Koeman, Guardiola. United's 4-1 loss to Como is worse. No excuses. No energy. Just a terrible performance, bordering on the spineless, summing up all the lack of leadership and responsibility-taking at the club. So much wrong about the club, from the Glazers with their debt, to the board and naïve recruitment. The team crying out for full-backs and a back-up striker and splurging money on midfielders, including a reserve from Chelsea and a player in Tielemans whose best years are behind him, who needs legs around him and whose main attraction was arguably his release clause. The dysfunctional, divided nature of the United family absolutely summed up by Bruno Fernandes during and after the game. A captain who failed to raise his own game or rally his players. A supposed leader who has now questioned his manager’s tactics. Michael Carrick's tactics and changes can certainly be questioned. He may eventually pay the price for the shambles in Como. It's cheaper than shipping out the under-performing players. But Carrick is not the real problem. He doubtless sees players who lack his passion for the shirt. He could be forgiven for looking at Wilcox and Berrada and thinking how badly he was let down in the summer transfer window. And he's on the brink. Manchester United may be ousting the one individual who cares most about the team and the club. Which sums up the total mess they are in. #MUFC
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Replying to @utdreport
This is the ninth of 10 lifts from our article, with no link. It takes time, effort to produce this journalism. We want people to read in full context, please address this properly by clearly citing where you got this from. I’ve asked privately already. nytimes.com/athletic/7702847…
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The only man to win the treble with an English club.
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That's not how I remember it
On this day, in 2012, Sergio Agüero scored in the 94th minute of the final match of the season to win the Premier League title for Manchester City. “AGÜEROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” “I swear you’ve never see anything like this again. So watch it. Drink it in.”
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2️⃣0️⃣ years on. Once a Red, always a Red 🔴
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God I wish golden goal was still a thing so this match would be over and forgotten about
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I once thought it was a good idea to play Dan Burn as a centre forward in the final minutes of a World Cup semi final
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Replying to @Mike_RMCF
Look at the state of this Grown men will completely turn a blind eye to this and still act like he’s some sort of generational world beater
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Love this fella already 😂
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Cant believe they didnt retire it
Replying to @arghkid
@arghkid The #17 is in safe hands
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Tenho quase certeza que boa parte dos torcedores dos EUA (e incluo Trump) acharam que a suspensão para a partida seguinte significaria que a Bélgica iria jogar com 11 e EUA com 10.
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It’s June 30 and Jadon Sancho’s Manchester United contract has *officially* expired Anyway, happy Tuesday all #mufc
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