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Simone Er

@simonefost

shopaholic, skincare conoisseure, i like pretty things and green smoothies.

 good things grow in ontario
Joined June 2011
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trying to get a tight five together for my new therapist tomorrow. just some real great jokes to make them love me (important) and catapult to the top of the patient rankings
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Santa Claus arrives at Devonshire Mall on Sunday windsorstar.com/news/local-n… @devonshiremall #Windsor
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MORE WOMEN LEADERS.
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@_SJPeace_17 Mar 2019
New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern visiting a makeshift memorial at the Kilbirnie Mosque. Look at how she holds and consoles them. With so much love. This is what you call a LEADER. Retweet ❤️
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@lizzo28 Feb 2019
One day there’s gonna be a person that fucks up the flute and twerk way harder than me and I’m gonna be so proud I paved the way for that bitch 😢😌
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@TheOnion22 Feb 2019
New Sympathetic Alarm Clock Just Lets You Sleep trib.al/ePyPJF7
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I’M VERIFIED! Thank you, @Twitter, and everyone who helped! 🐶😁🐾🥳
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RIP Princess Caroline Lee Bouvier Canfield Radziwill Ross. Legends never die.
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If your letterhead and emails could have a gif—any gif—as your signature block what would it be? Mine:
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Canada's official Twitter account stanning Brooke Lynn Hytes is the most Canadian thing, ever
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@Canada9 Feb 2019
#Shoutout to Toronto-born Brooke Lynn Hytes, who will be the first 🇨🇦 to compete on the Emmy Award-winning show, RuPaul’s Drag Race! Canada is behind you as strut your way towards becoming one fierce superstar! 📷rupaulsdragrace/IG
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Just because someone is nice to you doesn’t mean they’re not awful to a lot of other people!
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without fail every time my therapist charges me I am offended like wowwwww after everything I told you?
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Sure, I want my dear ones to have every joy that life offers, but my health requires that everyone be solely focused on me at all times.
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Two years ago @airismile and I decided to reconnect and start a podcast about Terrace House and so so so much has happened since then. It's been a constant when I needed one, and I'm grateful for it and for everyone who tunes in.
No Script At All 🌸 (@noscriptatall) profile pictureNo Script At All 🌸@noscriptatall17 Jan 2019
No Script at All has existed for two years now??!! Thanks for the unreal levels of support, everyone. We love making this show. 💕
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Just a simple bride performing Slave at her own wedding 🤷🏻‍♀️🐍 @britneyspears
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These "Sesame Street" characters are helping refugee children learn how to play again ❤️😭
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yeah but what's her haircare routine
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The universe is telling me to watch Clueless
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i convinced my parents to watch to all the boys and my dad is literally trying to hide his grin behind his hands "space between boy and friend" really got him
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This is how I wake up every morning.
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When my parents start explaining how my job works to other people teapawt.net/cmtj1998/status/107259…
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