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shopaholic, skincare conoisseure, i like pretty things and green smoothies.

good things grow in ontario
Joined June 2011
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That turn of the head might as well be an admission of GUILT @darth Trixie will have exactly 1 of her 14 toys removed for the next day. Fair sentence?
Joined this hellsite 9 years ago today. Blessed to witness the ridiculousness, and special thanks to the 6 followers I lost last week?! Who are you, reveal yourselves. ✌️
I need a recommendation for a face oil to cap off my nightly skincare. Help me @skinclasshero @caveofbeauty @LaBeautyologist or point me to the appropriate thread please & thanks 😊🙏
My TL right now, *chef’s kiss*
trying to get a tight five together for my new therapist tomorrow. just some real great jokes to make them love me (important) and catapult to the top of the patient rankings
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This is a great thread, plz read or share
... ... PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR THERAPISTS: If you know that the holidays are going to be a shitshow... Don’t Go. Get sick. Get “sick”. Have 3 flat tires. Have a huge vet bill. Or at least tell the shitshow relative you can’t come. Now. YES, I AM RECOMMENDING THAT YOU LIE.
Santa Claus arrives at Devonshire Mall on Sunday windsorstar.com/news/local-n… @devonshiremall #Windsor
Hey @darth please meet Trixie. She is a fantastic #officedog in training and new in these parts. Skilled in sleeping anywhere at any time and breaking hearts.
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Ayo @JonBillz 👀
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Ayo @JonBillz got the name of your biography
My buttcrack is long but so is my money... 🤷🏾‍♀️
This is a laser pointer on my preferred content. 🦈
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This is the take I’ve been looking for, the words in my head put together properly.
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MORE WOMEN LEADERS.
New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern visiting a makeshift memorial at the Kilbirnie Mosque. Look at how she holds and consoles them. With so much love. This is what you call a LEADER. Retweet ❤️
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One day there’s gonna be a person that fucks up the flute and twerk way harder than me and I’m gonna be so proud I paved the way for that bitch 😢😌
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K. This article. Wtf. Closing with congratulating her for not “moaning about a glass ceiling.” Do better 🤦‍♀️
Her handshake would make a stonemason wince and that’s just the first clue that there’s much more to Patti France, the immensely likeable first female president of St. Clair College, th… windsorstar.com/opinion/colu…
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New Sympathetic Alarm Clock Just Lets You Sleep trib.al/ePyPJF7
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