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That cynical mathematician that would define existentialism through warped psychedelic basis'. A vision without a plan is just a hallucination.

Halfway to nowhere.
Joined July 2009
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We've called 100 multiple times regarding unnecessary firecrackers throughout the night. Feels like a warzone. Despite a high court ban, and police operator saying patrol is on the way no one shows up. Are you complicit or inept? @MumbaiPolice – at Mumbai, India
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It's 4 am and still they are bursting crackers btw. Only the police get to sleep tonight it seems. – at Mumbai, India
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Complicit is an understatement.
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@MumbaiPolice in the middle of a public Street while the police watch. What an absolute joke.
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Simon Fernandes retweeted
Turns out the rest of the band held themselves together, regrouped and finished the EP, which they dropped today, which is Akshay's birthday. It's a fabulous tribute and aptly titled @Chunkathumpa Listen to it at open.spotify.com/album/2g7C2…
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Simon Fernandes retweeted
If you think The Last of Us is about zombies then you're as brain dead as one. It's always been a story about love under circumstances that push people to the brink, about the extremes of light and dark humanity is capable of. Then again what would this chode know about love?
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NEW! @bellingcat has been overwhelmed with messages from people globally who want to help identify & analyze images of potential war crimes taking place in #Ukraine. But these good intentions can come at a great mental health cost: gijn.org/2023/01/19/how-to-m…
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Did #NaatuNaatu win best song because white folk thought it was an anthem for NATO?
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Swear to god (whichever one) the probability of a phone call or someone coming to my door a minute after my ass hits the toilet seat is a 100 percent.
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Writing letters never gets old
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Got a message from a dating app... Deleted dating app.
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This is going to be a good year. So this is what optimism feels like.
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Nothing causes more rifts than when your card has expired on streaming platforms before the date of billing. Haven't heard from ya'll in quite some time.
Replying to @MumbaiPolice
@mumbaipolice... In order to get the essential service pass one needs to upload an RTPCR or RAT. For people that have been vaccinated twice, there will be false positives. How does one get this pass if travel is required immediately?
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@mumbaipolice... What sort of sham system is this essential pass. Applied three times. First time declined because said non essential work despite the paperwork. Second time declined because needed to provide fitness report. When it was provided, Third time declined for
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Inadequate forms. How much more? No number to contact either. Travel was to be done as soon as possible yet we are sitting filling out forms into a void.
The only difference between God and the Devil is that one has a publisher.
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Roses are red Violets are blue That is their color That is their hue.
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Marking the CM @ashokgehlot51 who has responded positively in the past!🙏
Replying to @ashokgehlot51
@ashokgehlot51 @SwatiJaiHind @RahulGandhi @thewire_in @PoliceRajasthan @DholpurPolice Sheena was abducted from near my office around two hours ago. She had approached us , she filed complaint with DCW yesterday. She is 26 years old and take her own decisions . @sardesairajdeep
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Simon Fernandes retweeted
She is one of the brightest co-fellows in my cohort and needs all the support in this terrible terrible time
Replying to @ashokgehlot51
@ashokgehlot51 @SwatiJaiHind @RahulGandhi @thewire_in @PoliceRajasthan @DholpurPolice Sheena was abducted from near my office around two hours ago. She had approached us , she filed complaint with DCW yesterday. She is 26 years old and take her own decisions . @sardesairajdeep
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Replying to @ashokgehlot51
@ashokgehlot51 @SwatiJaiHind @RahulGandhi @thewire_in @PoliceRajasthan @DholpurPolice Sheena was abducted from near my office around two hours ago. She had approached us , she filed complaint with DCW yesterday. She is 26 years old and take her own decisions . @sardesairajdeep
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