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Tāmaki-Makaurau
Joined April 2021
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Replying to @docdanz007
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No, I think the fax machine was more transformative, followed by the internet. It’s definitely up there in third place
Do we all agree that AI is the most breathtaking mass technology of the post-War era? More amazing even than television was in the 40s or the Internet was in the 90s?
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okay let’s do a fun one 🤪
Party Vote | RNZ-Reid Research Labour: 30.6% (-0.2) National: 24.8% (-1.1) Green: 14.5% (-0.3) ACT: 10.1% (+1.1) NZ First: 9.9% (-0.7) Opportunity: 7.2% (+1.7) TPM: 1.9% (-0.1) D: October 20 - 26 | R: 1,000. +/- 1 October 2026.
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Don’t let imposter syndrome define you. Embrace actual incompetence.
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Imagine how stoked you’d be if you thought you were going to Perth but you actually landed in Sydney
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The two worst categories of people: cantabrians and engineers
Replying to @MasterVril
The Opportunities Party (Radical centrism, environmentalism) - 2.22% 12.2% - 197/1610 Ilam – University of Canterbury (Engineering Core) 13.2% - 5/38 Deaf Society of Canterbury, Christchurch
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let’s just say it’s gonna be interesting
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NO ID REQUIRED AT VOTING BOOTH JUST SHOW ANY OF THE EASY VOTE CARDS YOU HAVE AND STATE THE PERSONS FULL NAME. JUST COMPLETED OUR 7TH VOTE FOR HELEN WHITE IN MOUNT ALBERT.
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nzc will organise 1748295 meaningless t20s and play them all in Christchurch, Tauranga and Hamilton and then claim it’s the biggest summer schedule in a generation
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Someone has smashed the window of my 2008 mazda demio. Nobody could have foreseen this
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I have had this *exact* line of interrogation from my wife. multiple times.
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Final lecture ever just happens to fall on Leg Day. What are the chances?
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Chippo suddenly deciding to punish high ranking labour members for political incompetence….
Chippy did the right thing by shanking Leoni for political incompetence. She already showed bad judgement siding with the NIMBY brigade during her delusional campaign vs Wayne Brown Lab, TPM & Grn have different voter pools. The worst thing they can do is march in lockstep
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Employing map based strategy enjoyers would increase the chances of this happening
Most of the jokes are already made, and I encourage you to have fun reading them. Personally, I just think that every major brand should employ one (1) enjoyer of map based strategy games who knows all the historic flags.
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