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Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.

25 | Toronto
Joined July 2014
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STOVE GOD COOKS X NICHOLAS CRAVEN (2020-2025)
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as a long time fan seeing stovie back outside means something to me. cant wait for his album
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it’s actually disgusting what has happened to Stove God Cooks man. No album since 2020, absolutely insane to think about.
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one of his best performances ever it’s sort of unreal. multiple scenes that you actually do pull “that’s the best acting i’ve ever seen” the insecurity and desperation he brings to rick is so good. his comedic timing just all so perfect.
they really gave the Oscar to an off-brand Joker instead of Leo for Once Upon a Time man that’s never gonna sit right w me
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U either Dominican or Republican pick or choose
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I'll give him a chance. To me, he has the look.
Callum Turner has reportedly been cast as the next James Bond (Source: @showbiz411)
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A James Bond movie set during the one day a year where premarital sex is legal
CALLUM TURNER is rumored to have been cast as the next JAMES BOND (via @showbiz411) tinyurl.com/35hnzcur
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Just realized Welles is literally doing the iconic Holmes pose on the poster for F for Fake. He knew.
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SIR PATRICK STEWART (1940-2026) Before everything else, Patrick was defined by being born and bred in Yorkshire, the proud county in the north of England which he loved to the end. You could hear it in his accented voice and in the stern honesty with which he told you what he thought and felt. Yorkshiremen have no truck with half-truths or avoidance of big issues. He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love. We first met as ambitious young actors with the Royal Shakespeare Company half a century ago but we weren’t in the same productions. My first strong memory was a few years later, meeting him in the street in central London when he told me about an offer to take over a leading part in 'Star Trek'. “But Patrick think of your stage career in the UK. Do you really want to risk—getting lost in Hollywood for years and years?”. Well, he took the risk and thank goodness for us all that he did for not just his devoted Trekkies but film and theatre audiences, who marvelled at his using international celebrity to star in a string of cinema successes ('X-Men' of course) and in great classical plays by Shakespeare, Ibsen, Arthur Miller, Peter Shaffer, Pinter and Beckett at Stratford-upon-Avon, in London’s West End and on Broadway. America was his adopted home, where he met his adored Sunny who has cared for him through sickness and health, through thick and thin. But he never forsook his origins: and the proudest achievement of the most respected and beloved actor of his generation on either side of the Atlantic, was his appointment as Chancellor of Huddersfield University in Yorkshire. His farewell performance in 'Avengers: Doomsday' is yet to be seen. Ian McKellen 29 October 2026 Photo: University of Huddersfield
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absolutely insane. horrible horrible tragedy for an artist brave enough to continue to speak out and use art as an expression
Jafar Panahi has been sentenced to five years and one month in prison by a Tehran court: • The new ruling, according to his lawyer, is separate from a previous one-year prison sentence • The court also ordered the confiscation of Panahi’s assets and imposed two-year bans on social media use and travel variety.com/2026/film/global…
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Jafar Panahi is an Iranian patriot and hero
Iranian filmmaker Jafar Panahi has been sentenced in absentia to five years and one month in prison, confiscation of all assets, and two-year social media and travel bans. His lawyer says no hearing notice was issued. Read more in HRANA’s report: ow.ly/et595101sYH
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the fuck you mean nathan fielder and lance oppenheim introduced you can see everything in toronto tonight.
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unskippable cut scene.
My mum found my smoking paraphernalia and now she’s crying in my room
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this is such a bad way to engage with art and film. there’s such a value in watching media that is confronting things that challenge you or are exploring topics that feel...thorny and complex. it’s literally part of the human experience.
I’m just not interested to see a movie about a sociopath, narcissistic, white woman, who knowingly defrauded cancer patients, lied to/compromised the health of thousands of people & scammed investors. Especially with this current administration. Not a needle mover for me. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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You could bookend the last 50 years of American movies with Albert Brooks “Real Life” and Lance Oppenheim and Nathan Fielder’s “You Can See Everything”. Two of the best movies I’ve ever seen.
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elizabeth holmes is not, in any meaningful way, the subject of ycse. she (like billy, and nathan, and [redacted]) is an object in it. the subject of ycse is the relationship between perception, performance, and reality
Sorry but I want to see the Adam Curtis version of the Elizabeth Holmes story, where it opens with the Soviets fighting in Afghanistan. His style is more suited to the subject.
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you can really ONLY see this in a packed theatre like the experience is so unmatched
Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim’s ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ is currently the highest rated film of the year on Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic.
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everyone who saw You Can See Everything opening weekend:
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Honestly left the movie feeling pretty shaken. Very haunting film. You Can See Everything is incredible
Time to go see Nathan Fielder’s 3 hour feel good movie of the year
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Woman who murdered her two year old daughter was hoping for a gentler opening monologue
Casey Anthony Appears to Sound Off on Shane Gillis Following 'SNL' Monologue, Tells Men to 'Do Better'
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