Selling hot chicken is the public safety equivalent of selling guns or liquor. There should be a legal requirement to pay an off duty cop to stand near the door
My mama couldn't fit one leg into that in 1989, but ok
Have you seen Sweating to the Oldies? My mom wore a perm that looked like Richard Simmons. Nobody on those tapes dressed like a gym hooker
Gays don't love her because she's tacky and gross hillbilly adjacent, but it's ironic because she's the only pop diva who is actually queer
Zoos can be our answer to Canada's MAID program
Let's say the tiger developed a taste for human blood, and starts instantly mauling anyone who jumps into his enclosure
In fact it becomes an occasional suicide technique for disturbed people
How many more people have to die this way before we kill the tiger
9%1 more
4%2 or 3 more
2%4 to 10 more
85%No limit baby
2,384 votes • Final resultsI had no idea they successfully bred. This is fantastic news for fans of retarded celebrities. This kid will make Kim and Ye's kids look like geniuses.
Megan Fox reportedly opened up about a major disagreement with Machine Gun Kelly over their daughter Saga’s upbringing, revealing that after their separation and a 60/40 prenup split of his property, she contacted Kelly to discuss their daughter’s care and asked for $300,000 weekly to cover Saga’s expenses—but he offered only $50,000 per week, an amount Megan says she does not consider sufficient for their daughter’s needs 😳💰
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Megan Fox has not opened up about any disagreement or $300k weekly demands with MGK over daughter Saga; recent interviews discuss peaceful motherhood and co-parenting with no such claims reported.
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Nice try, whores. He was talking about a particular subset of women. Nothing to do with most women who work out in normal clothes.
Gillis's opening monologue on Saturday Night Live tells you everything you need to know about his attitude toward women jezebel.com/whore-bitch-and-…
Beautiful women also have less to lose. A horrible pixie cut won't ruin them. They're still hot.
Las mujeres tienden a recomendar cortarse más el pelo a las mujeres que perciben como igual de atractivas que ellas.
Pero curiosamente no tienden a hacerlo tanto con las que consideran más atractivas que ellas.
La hipótesis es que se lo recomiendan más a las de similar nivel de atractivo porque ahí es donde el beneficio neto puede ser mayor: con poco riesgo se puede reducir el atractivo de una rival directa. Contra una más atractiva, el beneficio es menor (está ya muy por encima), mientras que el coste/riesgo social se mantiene.
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“A review of 104 studies found little evidence that demographic diversity makes scientific teams more productive or influential: Only 15-28% of reported results clearly supported the idea, while most found no effect or the opposite.”
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Trump sounds like me sometimes
Why was a vulnerable adult driving himself around alone? Maybe we have different definitions of vulnerable
NEW REVELATIONS emerge in the Yorkshire Wildlife Park tiger attack. It’s come to light that a mother desperately fought to stop the young man from leaping into the enclosure, only to be overpowered in front of her two children.
Eyewitness Anthony Hunt later told the Telegraph: “He overpowered her and jumped off. She seemed really frightened. We spoke to her after and she was like, ‘I tried to pull him back’ but I guess she didn’t want to risk her own life as well.”
Hunt, who was at the park with his girlfriend Scarlett, then gave @SkyNews a harrowing account of what unfolded.
They had been photographing the tiger, Altai, when its demeanour suddenly shifted. “We noticed the tiger’s behaviour change. Its eyes locked on to something in the enclosure. We thought maybe he’s getting fed. When Scarlett was taking photos, we suddenly saw in the camera lens that a guy had entered the enclosure.”
Once inside, Hunt said, the man “bowed down, on all fours, started praying, and looking up at the sky”. The tiger was still on its raised platform at that point before it “leapt off the landing, and sniffed the guy”.
Hunt described the visitor as almost “in a trance” and “not attached to reality”.
Witnesses shouted at him to play dead, but he appeared not to understand and was instead telling the tiger to “stop being naughty” as it pawed at him. Moments later the animal’s eyes locked on and it attacked.
Hunt had already spotted the man earlier that day, dancing “erratically” with headphones in as he arrived and parked. At the time he thought nothing of it.
South Yorkshire Police have since confirmed the man was visiting alone and described him as “vulnerable”. He tragically died at the scene.
If being retarded can get you completely off the hook, being smarter than most people should get you extra penalties.
A Berkeley chemical engineer who suffered years of unexplained illness discovered through a spy camera from Amazon that her coworker, David Xu, was poisoning her food and water with cadmium, a toxic heavy metal for nearly 18 months between 2017 and 2019. The victim experienced significant health problems and at times required emergency care at a hospital. Newly released video shows Xu appearing to put a substance in her water bottle in 2019.
Xu was arrested that year and charged with attempted murder and two counts of poisoning, offenses that could have sent him to prison for life. But under a plea deal, the attempted murder charge and one poisoning count were dropped. Xu pleaded no contest to one felony poisoning charge and received two years of probation, with credit for one day served. He completed probation in March and is now seeking to have his felony conviction dismissed.
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David French says that if you get a text like the one the Chi Phi brothers got, you should intervene.
Just pointing out that that’s what Scott Kretzschmar did, according to the 99-page Cornell report.
He and Scott Norris went to the alumni room after getting the text because “I was just worried cause, again, the text was really out there… free pussy just seems like someone could have been in danger.”
But when they got there, the girl was conversing normally and even laughed about the coincidence of them both being named Scott. They asked her if she was “all right” and she said yes.
Kretzschmar later said he regretted that he didn’t do more to stop it and failed to discern how high she was, but he did try.
“We were just checking out to see if everything was okay, and it was. Everybody in there seemed fine.”
In @nytopinion
“On the most traumatic night in a young woman’s life, a good man could not be found,” our columnist David French writes about the Cornell University case. nyti.ms/47dyBmk
But remember that homeschooling will deprive your child of socialization with random people of a similar age.
A CPS high school student shot and paralyzed a pregnant classmate — while on pretrial release for a carjacking case AND two days after threatening someone else with a knife during a “gang check,” prosecutors say.
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“Don’t slut shame” - people who thought she must have been assaulted because no woman would have been such a slut to consent to that.
A man could have won this easily, but this pro abortion woman is gonna fumble it.
NEW: Michele Tafoya: "I think that Republicans are going to stay home. That's what we're seeing."
That's a candidate repeating her pollster's bad news on camera.
She also sounds like someone who already knows how this race ends. 22 days to Election Day. #mnsen



































