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Wow…. Donald Trump’s rally in Tucson, Arizona was a mess. Bro was totally slurry and as utterly incoherent he’s ever been. Let’s recap it: JD Vance is nowhere to be found. Bro hasn’t been invited to a rally in a while. Telling. He starts by hyping up the crowd despite the Linda Ronstadt Music Hall only having a capacity for 2195 people. There were empty seats too. In comparison, VP Harris had 8600 people at her rally today. You could tell his tiny crowd size was bothering him. He claimed he had a “monumental victory” against VP Harris in the debate. Sure, bro… He said she “spewed lies.” Pure projection. He whined about Linsey Davis and David Muir. He had issues saying “industry,” “Snopes” (he called it “Snoops”), “confiscation,” “notice,” “and,” “interest,” “Russia,” “jokingly,” and “woman." The cognitive decline is fierce. He lied about the abortion after birth thing again, disgusting. He’s giggling at his own jokes. I think he’s on something. This is super weird. He called VP Kamala Harris “the leader of the movement Defund the Police.” Uh, no. He says Project 2025 “never had my authorization.” He implemented over 2/3 of their policies in 2017. He says that crime is so much worse now than when he was in office. False. Crime has gone down since the spike when he was POTUS. He falls back on his Twitter polls as proof that he “won the debate.” Nah, bro. He seems to think that his debate with Biden counts as debating Harris. Not the case. He claims his weird “Town Hall” with Tulsi Gabbard had the best ratings. It didn’t. He tried to diss David Muir’s hair. Odd since I’d take David’s hair over Donald’s…whatever that is…any day of the week. He claims VP Harris is “a threat to democracy.” So much projection. He’s slurring calling Harris and Tim Walz “weird.” He clearly doesn’t like being called weird himself, so we should keep doing it. A lot. He called Tim Walz “the future Vice President.” Well, he got one thing right! He repeats that he won’t do a “third debate” because it’s “too late” since early voting has already started. Donald Trump is a chicken. He goes on an angry rant about immigrants and migrants. He whines that VP Harris smiled during the debate. Bro, she was LAUGHING AT YOU. He’s pushing lies about Springfield, Ohio. FAFO in a swing state, bro. I can’t wait for Haitians to help flip Florida. He claims people in Hollywood vote for him because of “low taxes.” Further proof Donald only cares about giving tax cuts to the wealthy. He says they lie and say they’re not voting for him and then secretly vote for him. Not happening, bro. He claimed he got “more votes than any sitting president in the history of the country” in 2020. HE LOST THE ELECTION and he’s once again claiming he didn’t lose after admitting he did multiple times in the past month. He said “we’re never gonna let that happen again.” We all need to be prepared for what he’s gonna make his base do when he loses AGAIN. He claims that “in a couple more years they’ll be fired” about Linsey Davis and David Muir. Is he threatening them if he wins? He called Linsey Davis “nasty.” What a dick. He now goes back to people in Hollywood voting for him. Delusional man can’t even keep his own train of thought. He claims someone named Martha cried when he won the debate. Uh. He’s bragging about crowd size again. He’s also saying he did 7 rallies in 2 days. He did not. He’s now asking how many rallies Biden would do…he keeps forgetting who he’s running against. He tries to get the crowd excited and it sounded like less than 50 people were clapping. Sad. He’s now talking about Venezuelans taking over places with AK47s. He was the one who stayed the deportation of Venezuelans right before he left office. He’s now calling Kari Lake “Border Kari Lake.” Super lame nickname and of course he praises himself for it. He’s crying about Biden again. Yikes. Bro’s mind is mashed potatoes. He’s back talking about Venezuelans with guns and he’s trying to do math. No joke. He claims Harris is flying in migrants on jets. He whines about the Forbes 400 and claims Forbes “isn’t doing so well.” He’s still butthurt that they dropped him from their list. He’s back to demonizing “20,000” Haitian migrants in Springfield, Ohio. FAFO bro. He said “they’re taking the geese…and walking off with their pets. My has been stolen.” He keeps talking about someone named “Art.” I’m smirking. He says he’ll “stop World War 3.” Bro is gonna try to start it. He’s crying about Biden not talking to Putin. He claims that immigrants and migrants can’t pay rent. He immediately talks about the “explosion in rent” in Springfield, Ohio. Pick one or the other, doofus. He’s talking about sleeping with a chart “every night.” I mean, that’s more than Melania is sleeping with him. She won’t even be in the same state as him, let alone the same bedroom. He’s going to “ban mortgages for all illegal aliens.” I thought he said they can’t pay rent but now they can afford to buy a home? Again, pick a lane dingleberry. You’re embarrassing. He claimed the average income raised $7000 under him. False. 3 million people lost their jobs. Donald says he’s going to save the average person in Arizona “$800 and $1000 a month” on their mortgages. Is he planning on giving away free homes? Bro is straight up lying. He arbitrarily says he’s going to cut their power bills by 50% in the first year. How do people believe this absolute bullsh*.t? He said people “can’t afford to buy cereal” and that people bring three apples to the checkout and then put one back because they can’t afford it. Fruity Pebbles near me are $3.49 and an apple costs $.59. He wants to repeal “every unnecessary rule” for construction of homes. Let’s make houses implode again! He claims “government regulation” is to blame for “40% of the cost of single family homes.” Bro is legit just making up numbers as he goes along. This is painful to watch. He says he’s going to cut the cost of new homes by 30-50%. Is he gonna give away land for free? FFS. Bro is mental. Ah. He just said he’s going to open up federal land for “large scale housing development.” Great. Let’s turn Yellowstone into a strip mall while we’re at it. He’s complaining that the media covers his inability to say words and calling him “cognitively impaired.” The media genuinely needs to call this out. He calls Melania “our great First Lady.” She’s not the First Lady, and she’s not great either. He said Melania complains about his hair at his rallies. Good. He looks like a bum with an animal living in that weird hair nest. He’s complaining about low income housing. He’ll take away any safety net that people who are struggling have. He said he “doesn’t have problems with women” and that suburban women love him. E. Jean Carroll would like a word. So would Stormy Daniels. He said women “don’t want to be hurt, molested, killed.” I don’t want to have to carry my rapist’s baby, bro. And that’s now happening to women in 13 states thanks to you. He asked “why wouldn’t they like me” about women. UHHHHHHHH. How much time do you have, Donald? He said women want choice and that he’s for choice. But he’s talking about school choice, not bodily autonomy. I hate this man. He’s whining about “copycat” VP Harris saying “no taxes on tips.” Hahahaha. She still lives rent free in his head about this. He’s now trying to bribe people by saying that he’ll end taxes on overtime. We all know he’ll never implement this. He’s bragging about Biden’s student loan debt elimination being stopped. Vile. He claims he took in more money from the IRS after he cut taxes for the wealthy, “by a lot.” Not true. Our national debt was skyrocketing under him even prior to the pandemic. The crowd cheers the loudest for his hateful speech about transgender people. He lies and says schools are transing kids after parents drop them off. He claims VP Harris was “the leader of that.” Fake news. He lies about the boxers in the Olympics again. I really hope they sue the ever-loving sh-i.t out of him. He does some lewd gestures and talks about “getting it up.” I want to vomit in my mouth. He makes up a story about a trans swimmer who won the Olympics and some female swimmer getting “wind burn” as a result. WHAT THE ACTUAL EFF?!?! See the video below. I couldn’t stop laughing. Sorry for that! He’s begging people to get their friends to vote. He knows he’s gonna lose. Oh. Now he's doing the air jerk dance going off the stage. It makes my skin crawl. - Fin I’m sorry this one took a while. I kept pausing and leaving the tv because he was royally pissing me off. I genuinely cannot wait until I don’t have to do these anymore. This man is one giant ball of hatred and we need this cancerous negativity removed from our society. Is the media gonna cover any of this or nah?