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Infantry Barracks Lawyer, E4 Mafia Don, OIF/OEF, Expert Combat Retard, Fmr. U.S. Ambassador

United States
Joined December 2009
Probably what I'd look like after solving the lament configuration and calling Leviathan "Jizzlips McBitchstein, hellish ruler of Faggot Harbor"
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Good Morning, Everyone It's that day we all look forward to once again. Hope you're all in high spirits and have a good one. PS Today is the only day I get to post this so you all best sit back, get Red direct, and make the most of the infil until we all RTB.
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Replying to @price_dominie
I lied, we were allowed a couple hours to go be retards at the 'Great Ziggurat of Ur' one day because Iraqi Army didn't want to go patrol.
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I 100% whole-heartedly agree that Iraq is in fact one of those countries that more tourists should visit.🤷‍♂️ It’s legit Kansas w/palm trees, a dry summer heat, tons of historic places to visit, and all their “good” muslims migrated to Europe and the United States.👌
Day 18 of walking the entire length of Iraq as a world record first. 35% done! I spent a few days recovering from bad food poisoning, I can’t believe Benjamin Netanyahu is trying to stop me from raising money for Palestine like that. I passed through Saddams home town of Tikrit today, it was rather beautiful along the Tigris river. More tourists needed in Iraq 🇮🇶
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Replying to @Wyntr_rocks
My favorite part about communism that commies fundamentally don't understand is that it's a lot like food. Not everybody gets it.
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Replying to @SciOpGoth
May hate & discontent fuel your workouts, Kelz!
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Replying to @numururetsupeo
Morning, Numuru!
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New Followers: Aloha! My personality is like Vincent Price, Sam Kinison, George Patton, and Al Capone stuffed inside a Clark Kent skin suit. I am abrasive, cruel to commies, love animals, lack a filter, have esoteric tastes in art, and to lefties I'm Kansas's Biggest Goth Nazi.
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Replying to @codym1917
POV: Your a random patrol/drone watching Cody and I call one another "faggot" because neither one of us read the terms & conditions PS we already ran out of ammo and threw our weapons at each other an hour ago
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Replying to @Wyntr_rocks
We have such slurs to show you, Wyntr.. You said the slur, we came! Now you must come with us. Hear our slurs.
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Replying to @jeffaccordion
Oh it's true, it's true.
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Replying to @KillE99698
Mmhm, thank God for strong men indeed.
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Hohohoho, off to cope & seethe you go!
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>cope² U rn👇
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