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Kerubo

@slyrie

Food Enthusiast ❤️ | Mind The Business That Pays You | Lower your expectations of me | Talk nice, or don’t talk to me at all

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Joined January 2012
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I'd like to have a thread of the cool hotels/restaurants I have visited. I've lost most photos though 😭 But here it is. Flame Tree Restaurant, @SarovaPanafric #SlyrieEats
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The unfortunate part about being a cutie patootie with a kind heart and a childlike spirit is that many people won't take you seriously until you're mean.
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there is reverence, they are a living altar, and whatever you pour in can be reciprocated in abundance.
zellie (@zellieimani) profile picturezellie@zellieimaniOct 29
Loving women correctly is a spiritual practice.
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the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didn’t beat before.
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Halloween in High Fashion: Horror Movies Edition
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Those figures are making me very dizzy.
Joan Kanini (@KaniniJoann) profile pictureJoan Kanini@KaniniJoann10h
Show the Accounts!
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Highkey.
Katalia (@KatapillarK) profile pictureKatalia
@KatapillarKOct 29
It is lowkey very peaceful not dealing with men romantically.
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Ms•Deee
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One day you'll meet a man who lies about almost everything and so frequently that you eventually stop knowing what to believe. It's very important that you take chronic dishonesty very seriously. Don't dismiss it or try to manage it. Leave that man alone.
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MJs Nose Job@ewwww234512h
And this is why men will always have a new victim. May the spirit of exceptionalism never find me 🙏🏾
SIJA (@murdavogue) profile pictureSIJA@murdavogue13h
what a nigga did to his last literally isn’t my problem. i’m not her. i’m living for me not her tf
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That “oh yeeeaah” is so funny my goodness 😂 it’s not that he had forgotten, he didn’t think that would be mentioned.
Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 (@baroswahjr) profile pictureⓃⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪
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This man is a Kinuthia of 21st century
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“I should’ve just told you but then you came back…”
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Ju bado honeymoon phase haijaisha.
M (@MuneneInc) profile pictureM@MuneneInc11h
Why would you crash out over a 4 months relationship? Does it even count as one ?
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Okay The Diplomat, fourth and LAST chance.
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Divine protection 😂 we don’t go looking for the information, information finds us.
AYANNY (@gaygirldiaries) profile pictureAYANNY
@gaygirldiariesOct 30
i be knowing shit without any proof and then the proof fall in my lap that shit be scaring me
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Might just buy that peddle pusher. I’m ready.
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anytime someone does something weird to me i work on myself, because what am i even doing being around someone like that.
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Joshwelt@weltszznnOct 29
Some of you are walking love letters without even realizing it. You brighten rooms, transform atmospheres, and inspire others simply by being yourselves. That’s truly a precious gift.
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Me after saying "I won't react this time"
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No one cheats and treats you “perfectly” Cheating requires you to lie, manipulate, be sneaky, and betray. Cheating also involves so many layers of emotional and psychological abuse. How about the health risk? How can you do all that and treat someone “perfectly”?
Makafui (@missmakafui) profile pictureMakafui
@missmakafuiOct 29
If your partner cheats on you but treats you perfectly in every other way, would you stay or leave?
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💋@FineAssssT_Oct 29
Ain’t doing situationships at this big age. Either you’re my man or your not. Go play musical btches somewhere else.
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I’m a soft place to land but also a terrible woman to miscalculate.
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