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Kerubo

@slyrie

Food Enthusiast ❤️ | Mind The Business That Pays You | Lower your expectations of me | Talk nice, or don’t talk to me at all

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Joined January 2012
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The unfortunate part about being a cutie patootie with a kind heart and a childlike spirit is that many people won't take you seriously until you're mean.
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there is reverence, they are a living altar, and whatever you pour in can be reciprocated in abundance.
zellie (@zellieimani) profile picturezellie@zellieimaniOct 29
Loving women correctly is a spiritual practice.
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the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didn’t beat before.
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Halloween in High Fashion: Horror Movies Edition
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Yonela@NelaYo_G18h
Highkey.
Katalia (@KatapillarK) profile pictureKatalia
@KatapillarKOct 29
It is lowkey very peaceful not dealing with men romantically.
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One day you'll meet a man who lies about almost everything and so frequently that you eventually stop knowing what to believe. It's very important that you take chronic dishonesty very seriously. Don't dismiss it or try to manage it. Leave that man alone.
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MJs Nose Job@ewwww234513h
And this is why men will always have a new victim. May the spirit of exceptionalism never find me 🙏🏾
SIJA (@murdavogue) profile pictureSIJA@murdavogue14h
what a nigga did to his last literally isn’t my problem. i’m not her. i’m living for me not her tf
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anytime someone does something weird to me i work on myself, because what am i even doing being around someone like that.
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Joshwelt@weltszznnOct 29
Some of you are walking love letters without even realizing it. You brighten rooms, transform atmospheres, and inspire others simply by being yourselves. That’s truly a precious gift.
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Me after saying "I won't react this time"
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No one cheats and treats you “perfectly” Cheating requires you to lie, manipulate, be sneaky, and betray. Cheating also involves so many layers of emotional and psychological abuse. How about the health risk? How can you do all that and treat someone “perfectly”?
Makafui (@missmakafui) profile pictureMakafui
@missmakafuiOct 29
If your partner cheats on you but treats you perfectly in every other way, would you stay or leave?
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💋@FineAssssT_Oct 29
Ain’t doing situationships at this big age. Either you’re my man or your not. Go play musical btches somewhere else.
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I’m a soft place to land but also a terrible woman to miscalculate.
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rasta man@whysoAmanOct 29
I'm such a "why" whore I just need to find out why
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🚨7 DAYS TO GO!!! Cheque Mates, we’re officially ONE WEEK away from the final CHEQUE MATES HANGOUT of 2026! 🥳🚀 Swipe to meet your music tastemakers for the day! 👉 🎧@muraTHEdj | @Kayropmusic | Still Hatari The DJs are ready, the music is sorted, now all that’s missing is YOU! 🫵🏾 🗓️: Friday 6th November 📍: A.S.K Dome, Ngong Rd ⏰: Gates open at 4pm Don’t get left behind! Secure your ADVANCED tickets NOW before they sell out! 👇 🎟️ Advance- KES 2,000 🎟️ Final Phase -KES 3,000 ‼️PLEASE NOTE: THERE’LL BE NO GATE TICKETS ‼️ 🔗 Hit the link in our bio to secure yours: micchequepodcast.hustlesasa.… Stretch those knees because masaa ni ya kuteleza!🕺🏽 NAIROBI ARE YOU READY!?
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Image from Mic Cheque Podcast (@micchequepod)
Image from Mic Cheque Podcast (@micchequepod)
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i’m willing to have an uncomfortable conversation. but i’m NOT gone keep having the same one.
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Outcast@ElindaSanOct 29
It’s hard to respect people with avoidant tendencies. So much cowardice in their characters, the way they move.
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Women in the 18- 24 age group represent the highest number of unregistered voters relative to eligible. Only 25 % of those eligible (4.3 m approx) are registered to vote. Grounds to be honest. Voting masterclass iwafikie.
Njeri Mwathi (@Njeri_Mwathi) profile pictureNjeri Mwathi@Njeri_MwathiOct 29
Replying to @kenyanpundit
Send them to Anniverary Towers tomorrow
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sop@venusoppOct 28
juro experimenta falar oq te magoou pra ver se a pessoa não vai se preocupar mais com o ego ferido do que com ter te magoado
nurget de frago (@victxrya_) profile picturenurget de frago@victxrya_Oct 28
comunicação NÃO É a chave de tudo!!! eu arruinei absolutamente todas as relações que eu já tive ME COMUNICANDO!!! gente deixem suas bocas FECHADAS
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mika@mikasagradaOct 28
Passando pelo vale da sombra da morte porém voltarei mais engracado
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