Certified Sarcastic Asshole|Elon Musk is my Lord and Savior|Insert Something Inspirational Here|Former and Future Teslanaire|Not impregnated by Elon... yet
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Seriously, someone, tell me what I'm missing here. $300/month is reasonable for a personal, unlimited ride vehicle, but $30k to "own" a car you don't really own, baffles me.
But that wasn't the question posed. Those are the limitations and you said you would still order one.
I love how everyone is dismissing the poor implementation of this .01 version because it's new and shiny. It makes no sense.
A car you pay $30k to "own" but can't do anything with, including charge at your own home, because it's SuperCharging only. You can't even customize it.
Completely liable for, and need to buy insurance for, but you can't control it.
Have the ability of it being locked out of for a week, if they don't like something you do, which you can't control anything the car does, so how does that work.
You're paying $300/month for maintenance and FSD, except maintenance cost for Tesla's are extremely minimal and don't add up to nearly what they want.
Oh, and the real kicker is, you can't make any money with it, you're own vehicle, because reasons.
So it's your car, you own it, but you know, not really.
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On the bright side, we shouldn't have to wait a week to find out the thoughts of @theallinpod on this shit-show.
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Got a @Tesla Model 3 loaner today as my MY AI3 is in for service today. Testing out AI4 and FSD 14 for the first time and this is the kind of stupid I encounter. FSD handled it perfectly. FSD, even in its current form, should be mandatory on every single vehicle.
ETrade is about 28.5% of the requested share allocation.
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@TeslaBoomerMama No notification yet, but shares are in the accounts
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Alexander Luthor retweeted
David Read needs your help and we all love his @dial_the_gate so let's give our wonderful Stargate nerd-friend a hand, shall we? And, Hey @AmazonMGMStudio & @PrimeVideo ...do yourself and Stargate a favour and hire this guy...actually, Me too for that matter! ;-) youtu.be/QxlIabOnXlQ?si=vBa2… via @YouTube
David from @dial_the_gate could use some support. If you're a Stargate fan, I can't think of anyone better to support. Spread the word to help.
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.@itskyleconner someone is selling your warehouse space.
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Alexander Luthor retweeted
A merger between SpaceX and Tesla would instantly create the Berkshire Hathaway of the modern century.
The capital raising and operational efficiencies if both were together are obvious.
If this were to happen, it would also bring us one step closer to having one equity instrument for all things Elon which many would want to buy.
Alexander Luthor retweeted
BREAKING: The Trump administration has revoked visas for foreigners who mocked and made fun of the assassination of Charlie Kirk.
Good.
The six foreigners are from Argentina, Brazil, Germany, Mexico, Paraguay, and South Africa, according to the Associated Press.
The Trump admin "will defend our borders, our culture, and our citizens by enforcing our immigration laws," the State Department said.
"Aliens who take advantage of America’s hospitality while celebrating the assassination of our citizens will be removed."
I just came across this brand new, historical, artifact for @itskyleconner to add to his collection: facebook.com/share/1EoTdbujr…
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Alexander Luthor retweeted
Governor, you might try a pushup or two…
(In the meantime, our troops will do the job you refuse to do.)
Pete Hegseth was busy ignoring his job and doing pushups as part of a show for the Guinness Book of World Records while Illinoisans are being invaded by Trump’s military troops. chicago.suntimes.com/illinoi…
