When it comes to voting,the left wing and the right wing belong to the same bird. No matter which side flaps,the only thing that lands on the people below is a big pile of bird shit

Ooh a Polar vortex 🤣

To all the tossers having a go at Harry kanes wife.She's married to a multi millionaire who probably treats her like a princess.Guess who's having the last laugh

Would you like fries with that 🤣🤣

Does anybody else not care how many holes are in that T-shirt

I have some weird thoughts at times.Sat here having a ciggie in my break and it's proper windy.Then i thought to myself,i wonder if syrup wearers have to use extra glue or tape in this weather 🤪

I participated in Movember just for a laugh years ago. It proved to be my first and last time.Far from looking like a distinguished gentleman,i looked more like a seedy moustachioed wrongun 🤣

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Awww

Is Trump still playing his 5D chess 🤪🤣

It's just a flesh wound

I have officially joined the four eyes speccy club.Some people look cool wearing glasses,yet i look like i'm about to test an unknown sample over a Bunsen burner 🤣👓

In some parts of the world they have hurricanes and Earthquakes that dont fk about and can leave miles of mass destruction.We get storm brian that breaks a fence panel and knocks your bins over.I try not to worry too much 🤪

I'm sure that some people open twitter and their first thought is....What can i be angry about today.

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I see you 😀

Currently at an Irish club and the diddly diddly dancing is just about to commence 🕺😀