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@smushingmachine
Joined January 2022
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if you litter in Texas the cops will shoot you in the head of your penis
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Dom who only wants to be called “daddio”
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Anyone else notice that every script from the blacklist that actually gets made sorta sucks shit?
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Every night I go to sleep to Jenny Nicholson’s Star Wars hotel video, it’s gotten to the point where if I open the YouTube app on my tv it just starts autoplaying it
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papa John shitfaced energy
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Undead Media VHS (@undeadmedia_) profile pictureUndead Media VHS@undeadmedia_Aug 4
Met Samoa Joe tonight 🤙 @purowave @SamoaJoe
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#GIVEAWAY Here's your chance to win 1 of 2 prizes including either the #1 Collector Edition of BMX BANDITS (1/2000) or RAD (1/1000) 🚲 To enter: 1. Follow us 2. Like this post 3. Retweet this post We'll draw the winner next week! Good luck 🤘
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I like Matt Johnson too, but not enough to see tweets where people are walking around with his picture in there wallet what did I do to deserve this
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the difference between selling and bumping continues to befuddle the iwc
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Dolph Ziggler might be the greatest seller of all time because WHAT was that Samoan Spike 😭👏
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If you go to the profiles of anyone responding to wrestlers like it’s real, they’re the most disturbed humans on the planet
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Did you know the losers on threads have started a war with David krumholtz
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Disliking Sami Zayn is 100% a sign of being a complete piece of shit coward loser asshole
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puck (@PLUGGEDIN4EVER) profile picturepuck@PLUGGEDIN4EVERJun 13
someone recommend me an insane japanese movie that will change my life
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Kind of suspicious imo
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Guy accidentally rang up a $40 copy of the Cats Eye 4k for only $26 and went “I messed that up but I’ll leave it be” angels are everywhere for those with eyes to see
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Jon Moxley should rebrand as a genie character
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yall think chewbacca gotta dick or what?
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Okay, uh I’m getting a little scared of the Matt Johnson fandom
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#GIVEAWAY Here is your chance to win the #1 Collector's Edition of THE DIRTIES (1/3000) featuring NEW interviews with the cast and crew including director Matt Johnson! To enter: 1. Follow us 2. Like the post 3. Retweet the post We will draw the winner next week. Good luck 📹
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Cobb pulled ultimate longevity move, get paid by the fed to do jackshit while you big chill until you get fired and get back to work
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been thinking a lot today…
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Every time Sami turns heel while not in Castro mode it’s a humiliation ritual Jesus Christ
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