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Joined January 2022
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#GIVEAWAY Here is your chance to win the #1 Collector's Edition of THE DIRTIES (1/3000) featuring NEW interviews with the cast and crew including director Matt Johnson! To enter: 1. Follow us 2. Like the post 3. Retweet the post We will draw the winner next week. Good luck 📹
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Farina give me strength
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amy@postbopgf21 Jul 2025
*to the tune of Owner of a Lonely Heart* homer maggie lisa bart
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Dean Ween follows OJ Simpson on twitter but not Gene
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my ass gets teary eyed during the 120 minute standing ovation for “My Ass” at Cannes
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Lexis king is actually Paul burchill jr
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people think movies and TV are about engaging with art or stories or whatever but they’re wrong. it’s all about recognizing actors
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BALEGDAH
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Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin
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Retweet the Money Marge for wealth and good fortune
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Replying to @Austin_Police
hey @Austin_Police department is it legal for a lifeguard to refuse a man entry to a public pool because he quote “looks like he has diarrhea”??? ?
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i am going to sinkhole barton sprungs again if they do not let me bring my six pack of glass bottle a&w rootbeers inside again
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i am going to cut the lane dividers at deep edie pool at 1 PM today , be warned !
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i have impregnated thousands of women in the dep eddie pool
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i know clairo’s quiet as fuck in the drive thru speaker girl speak up
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New slang for an hour: “monkey’s minute.” I’ll be there in a monkey’s minute (hour).
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Bryan Danielson: I Do Like Bananas dlvr.it/TBvtNR
Bryan Danielson: I Do Like Bananas

Bryan Danielson: I Do Like Bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S.  Bryan Danielson appeared on the Nikki & Brie Show with his wife Brie Garcia, and Danielson answered questions for his biggest fan, his son Buddy.  Buddy asked his father,…

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“Latino Heat” Eddie Guerrero x Kendrick Lamar 🎧: Kendrick Lamar - meet the grahams
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