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lany

@softzeppelin

professional normal person and real life nervous wreck

 they/them❤️27❤️cancer
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Joined December 2014
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5x5 on a tuesday
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i love driving but i wish someone could drive me everywhere bc i am not made for traffic
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new work playlist is a HIT even with the christmas music it's almost like they listened to us 😭
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how's it going to be third eye blind playing at work
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green light by lorde started playing at work and it felt like this
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All i know is a 1 gram 30% thc joint at the dispo is $3 and you can’t even buy a breakfast burrito at a gas station for less than $5. So until food is cheaper than drugs I won’t believe the government is for the people
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got outside to take my first smoke break and pen is dead
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i think this is being 27
nathan (@magnollico) profile picturenathan@magnollicoNov 4
estou em uma linha mt tenue entre um processo de cura fortissimo e a epoca mais depressiva da minha vida
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I strongly believe that work shouldn’t be the main activity 5 days out of the week
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they're saying little randy did this
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and i can't believe it's taken this long.
Vaast (@sidra_de_pera) profile pictureVaast@sidra_de_peraNov 4
Toda el aura la ganadora de la gobernación de Nuevo México con esos outfits. Deb Haaland, primera mujer nativa americana en gobernar un estado en la historia de los Estados Unidos
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>The year is 1998. Georgia flips blue and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is released. >The year is 2026. Georgia flips blue and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is released.
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Bernie Sanders
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gay son AND thot daughter. you just lost your right to choose
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genuinely she's so good at it i'm stunned
Cris ✨ (@lionesspike) profile pictureCris ✨@lionesspikeNov 4
WE GOT THE HANNAH EINBINDER HALEY STEVENS IMPRESSION THANK U MICHIGAN
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we are doing things they never thought possible
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@PopBaseNov 4
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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unfortunately goat
wab (@fioeenjoyer) profile picturewab@fioeenjoyerNov 2
They could never do better than this
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me walking out of the voting booth as a michigan twitter user
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rotisserie tuesday
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Republicans: We need another civil war right now. Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙 Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)
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