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lany

@softzeppelin

professional normal person and real life nervous wreck

 they/them❤️27❤️cancer
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Joined December 2014
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why do certain apps think they can pause my music you're nothing and no one
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All i know is a 1 gram 30% thc joint at the dispo is $3 and you can’t even buy a breakfast burrito at a gas station for less than $5. So until food is cheaper than drugs I won’t believe the government is for the people
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I strongly believe that work shouldn’t be the main activity 5 days out of the week
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>The year is 1998. Georgia flips blue and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is released. >The year is 2026. Georgia flips blue and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is released.
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Bernie Sanders
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gay son AND thot daughter. you just lost your right to choose
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me walking out of the voting booth as a michigan twitter user
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Republicans: We need another civil war right now. Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙 Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)
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famous men will be like if you reveal I raped and abused women I will kill myself. And it’s like okay but do you promise
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To be clear, I don't just loathe generative ai slop. I also hate golf, lawns, space tourism, war, monoculture farming, clear cutting forests, building on floodplains, deep sea mining, development that destroys habitats & corporations bulldozing ecosystems fer endless "growth". Also, fuck a data center.
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I need people understand that understaffing isn't a bug of where you work, or your manager being a dick, but a feature of a system constantly trying to minimize its biggest cost (labor). Every place I've ever worked it's presented as a perpetually temporary problem. It isn't.
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@pangrey123Nov 1
I don't know which employer needs to hear this, but it's not your employees' responsibility to work twice as hard just because you've decided not to hire enough people to get the job done
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Emma 🗡@edjenkoNov 3
work people are like 'I feel guilty for taking a long lunch don’t you?’ and i'm like 'I think I experience emotions in a way that is fundamentally incompatible with office culture'
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too much attention on my beautiful country of michigan everyone stop looking at us
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Daniel@dadogekingNov 2
Sorry for letting despair get to me i forgot that at my core i am someone who overcomes
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phantéau@_wangweNov 2
The first time hearing your friend on a work call is hilarious. Because what are you talking about? Who is that? Are there people who actually listen to you when you’re speaking like this? Are you important?
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parents please check your kids' halloween candy. I just found Yo La Tengo’s ninth studio album And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside-Out inside of a Snickers bar. i am literally shaking in fear. this is not okay.
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Sunset @ 5 pm
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get nathan fielder to michigan asap
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َ@arcnoiasOct 31
they’ll hunt you down if you try to light a tv show like this today
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you ever do such a horrendous job at talking to people that mid-sentence you feel like a sniper crosshair should appear on your forehead to perform a mercy killing
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