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Honey, don't say 'and stuff.' Just say, 'Dad, there's whores here.'

Detroit, MI
Joined January 2010
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Detective Holland March retweeted
Elon is actually very sensitive to this sort of stuff
Elon Musk is at the Update desk to comment on his tough week
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A dog when he hears you say the word "walk":
What's wilder is we knew what they looked like in 1978! That's when astrophysicist Jean-Pierre Luminet used a computer & Einstein's equations to simulate a black hole. Then he drew the image. BY HAND. One dot at a time. It'd take another 41 years to photograph one for reals.
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dahye made a compilation about all the members solo journeys after BESTie silently disbanded 😭 they really are grateful to be performing together again its so heartwarming to see
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Detective Holland March retweeted
couple things: 1. Red Velvet is STILL your PRESIDENT. 2. Red Velvet is STILL your OBSESSION. 3. Red Velvet is STILL LORD. 4. Red Velvet are STILL 3RD GEN LEADERS.
Couple things: 1. Trump is STILL your PRESIDENT. 2. The QUEEN is STILL your OBSESSION. 3. Jesus is STILL LORD. 4. Great insight by the VICE PRESIDENT. 5. Knowledge is POWER. 6. Congratulations to all winners! Especially @RepLuna & @ByronDonalds. 7. Blowing a billion on a losing campaign full of celebrities is STILL hurting them. 8. The BARBZ are STILL PRETTY!!! 9. I don’t vote, I VETO✍🏽 10. Stay tuned & STAY MAD. 11. Christians are STILL being killed. 12. Maybe now our people will WAKE UP. 13. Love you 🎀🇺🇸
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Detective Holland March retweeted
He needs the acting jobs more
‘I like taking jobs from younger actors.’ - Robert Pattinson
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I love how when groups get chart reversals there's always an account dedicated to them who hasn't given up on the group post-disbandment... like I remember Brave Girls also had this account that I forgot the name of who was tirelessly promoting We Ride before they went viral
5th gen rookies BESTie - Love Options relay dance!!!
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Still have theory that this is the moment when Christopher Nolan gave Zendaya "Perfect". Just Absolutely Devestating without even having to say a Word. I'll never buy into the "Zendaya Can't Act" Attacks. She knocked this scene & the flashback completely out of the park. #Zendaya
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Detective Holland March retweeted
Me snatching my like tf back after finding out something was AI
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woke 3.0 is here baby
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Taeyeon's "Bansanka" sounds a lot like Oh My Girl's "Step By Step," even though as far as I can tell the two songs do not share a songwriter. It's uncanny.
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As great as Robert Pattinson would be, I selfishly want him to have his schedule cleared so he can keep on playing a wide range of weird guys.
Josh O’Connor has been cast as the next James Bond, according to The Sun. (Source: vanityfair.com/story/josh-o-…)
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nah cuz you’re locked out while we’re having a blast
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Detective Holland March retweeted
6 years ago today, GFRIEND released ‘MAGO.’
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Literary scholars consider Jane Austen the equal of Dickens, Milton and Cervantes.
This “person” thinks that Jane Austen is only behind Shakespeare in English literature so the opinions are questionable at best.
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Detective Holland March retweeted
[just got paid] I’m interested in purchasing some sort of item
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this is so fucking stupid and a clear example of how the madonna-whore complex leads to performative males being just as misogynistic as the gooners they hate. she’s objectively a very hot woman but since guys see her as a little princess she can’t be ruined by horny thoughts
gooning to pinkpantheress is like gooning to your daycare teacher
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Just heard a Singaporean unironically tell a Londoner "your English is very good!" when making mutual introductions, life has come full circle.
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remembering the real reason they added those restrictions was cause I gave everyone the epstein badge
4 years ago today - Elon Musk got mad at people constantly changing their names, so he made it so that any name changes would temporarily remove the checkmark from people's accounts people then reacted accordingly
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Detective Holland March retweeted
LED headlights on classic cars are atrocious send tweet
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