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Mmmmars

@someotterthing

Aspiring accountant. Consuming raw seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of making out with me.

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Joined December 2008
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4th time this year. Much appreciated.
Freelance Human (@BennyPiercePHL) profile pictureFreelance Human@BennyPiercePHL18 Nov 2022
Dick so good, the period comes too...
Decriminalize sex work. Decriminalize weed. Eat the rich.
The bill on same-sex marriage would not codify same-sex marriage, and it's unsurprising that reporters are just kinda tweeting out that word--"codifying"--and clumsily misleading people. That said, this bill needs to be passed. It's the best we're going to do right now.
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Mater Suspiriorum, Mater Tenebrarum, Mater Lachrymarum
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The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network and wondering why you're tired all the time.
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Seeing a lot of Taylor Swift takes like “if she’s bi why won’t she just say it? It’s 2022.” Homophobia still exists in 2022. If people feel safer in the closet don’t shun them for wanting to protect themselves. They don’t owe you sensitive information. They don’t owe you shit.
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I ate rice and now I'm tired
Naughty!
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Ah, the "Women Supporting Women" photo challenge, revisited... with a French twist. The dramatic little snippet really emphasizes doing the absolute least.
Rana Rahimpour (@ranarahimpour) profile pictureRana Rahimpour@ranarahimpour5 Oct 2022
French female artists including @JulietteBinoche cutting their hair in solidarity with #IranProtests #MahsaAmini
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Does anyone use twitter still
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Nothing stokes the dystopian dread these days like a quick grocery run on a weeknight. Jfc.
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Did something actually happen, or does Twitter just have me marked
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I have never seen a more lovely, chill, celebratory place on the internet than Aldous Harding's YouTube comments section. Banking this for later when I need a dose of encouragement. youtu.be/QyZeJr5ppm8
I've reached the point in Philadelphia residency that I now actively tell people I'm not from here, just to case them.
TIL Ukrainian refugees in Poland are being denied abortions after rape by Russian soldiers due to the nation's total ban on the procedure. Then I found this organization to donate to that specifically works to help solve this problem. abortion.eu/ – at Philadelphia, PA
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is your iced coffee watered down? wine struggling to stay chilled? try this one simple hack
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I got some new concealer type stuff today and it re-confirmed that under eye circles are hot and that covering them up is some weird Type A girlboss behavior
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Accentuate that shit. Smear some purple eyeshadow down there. Drink water. Quit your dayjob and take an actual nap.
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I drank some chamomile tea last night and that shit knocked me the fuck out better than any script or weed in the past year. Apparently hot lettuce water does the same thing. Gonna try that and film it and put it on the internet for money. Napping 2024. I got nothing left.
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