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interpreter of divine abominations

Joined July 2022
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art should kill the comfortable, marry the disturbed, and fuck the artist
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i dont even know what to tell suicidal people like i get it
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Data is AI slop, unfortunately
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hannah retweeted
they added a suicide note button to discord
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People wear glasses for the first time and go “omg is this how ophthaltypical people see all the time??” Like no you are on stimulants 😂😂😂
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Sorry girl, due to the UK laws you're going to jail 2 years for being too breathtaking, i don't make the rules
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Picard: Data. Crash the ship and destroy the ship Data: Aye captain. (entire frame rotates to face down, falling whistle begins)
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Runescape baddie from Tirannwn I said wagwan Priff ting
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(in the USS Enterprise slack) Ensign Flurnt: @everyone Doed anyone know replicatr code Cheese Sauce Captain Picard: Ensign, please keep #EngineDeck clear of chatter. ✉️Direct Transmission from Captain Picard 5146 for mild, 5147 for zesty.
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Following the announcement of new laws in the UK surrounding ‘facesitting’, the #DoctorWho episode ‘Love and Monsters’ will sadly be removed from BBC iPlayer.
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<3 Wegendawy actow Siw Patwick Stewawt, famous fow wowes in Staw Twek and X-Men, dies aged 86 UwU
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i wasn’t even raised religious this guilt is all homemade
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ich bin im eduroam und lade mir illegal filme herunter
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i cant fucking do anything right
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Replying to @Finumus1 @BBC
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It’s cybersecurity week at the Great British Bakeoff
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⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!! BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.
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Als ik in slaap val ben ik echt FUCKED
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no it's fine i never wanted to experience any of the core childhood and teenage experiences anyway
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Hi friends, I’m looking for work in threat intel / vulnerability research. I’m based in the UK and open to relocation or remote. Most recent work is CVE-2026-58532 in the Windows kernel, and many contributions to OpenJDK. DMs open, RTs are appreciated :) aprl.pet/writing/cve-2026-58…
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