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People wear glasses for the first time and go “omg is this how ophthaltypical people see all the time??” Like no you are on stimulants 😂😂😂
Sorry girl, due to the UK laws you're going to jail 2 years for being too breathtaking, i don't make the rules
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Picard: Data. Crash the ship and destroy the ship
Data: Aye captain. (entire frame rotates to face down, falling whistle begins)
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(in the USS Enterprise slack)
Ensign Flurnt: @everyone Doed anyone know replicatr code Cheese Sauce
Captain Picard: Ensign, please keep #EngineDeck clear of chatter.
✉️Direct Transmission from Captain Picard
5146 for mild, 5147 for zesty.
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Following the announcement of new laws in the UK surrounding ‘facesitting’, the #DoctorWho episode ‘Love and Monsters’ will sadly be removed from BBC iPlayer.
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<3 Wegendawy actow Siw Patwick Stewawt, famous fow wowes in Staw Twek and X-Men, dies aged 86 UwU
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⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!!
BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.
hannah retweeted
no it's fine i never wanted to experience any of the core childhood and teenage experiences anyway
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Hi friends, I’m looking for work in threat intel / vulnerability research. I’m based in the UK and open to relocation or remote.
Most recent work is CVE-2026-58532 in the Windows kernel, and many contributions to OpenJDK. DMs open, RTs are appreciated :)
aprl.pet/writing/cve-2026-58…

























