@splorg8

its short for gwendolyn

Joined July 2024
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and a hog dog that donr fit in the bun
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asking the arbys cashier if i can weigh my baby on their kitchen scale
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beatboxing my order to the dairy queen employee
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referring to my english professor as oomf
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why the fuck did i give my creative writing professor my letterboxd account genuinely what possessed me to do that
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astral projecting to bikini bottom to ask spongebob and sandy if theyre looking for a third
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my dog keeps asking me for 20 dollars
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my dog can talk but he has a lisp so i dont rly care
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monkey car@PrimateVehicleOct 25
There are many examples
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monkey car@PrimateVehicle14h
You should be able to charge your phone from 0 to 100 in half a second but like sparks go everywhere and your lights flicker and it makes a really loud bang
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only once you become employed do you realize how unemployed the world is
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horny people are so annoying. like okay you want your sick dick sucked now what
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i don't know why sick is there but i like it i will keep ut .autocorrect lowkey giving elite comms or whatever
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Backrooms and Buccaneers
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privately funded jesus christ: but before we get back to the Christ Games, remember that one like on this video equals one child i allow into the heaven, and now heres a message from our sponsor, ExxonMobil
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can i have even one thing just one good thing at all
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Dressing room Warwick Arts Centre, just spilled Chinese egg and corn soup down me trousers
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tendollar@tendollardannyOct 25
there should be a way to hang out with people
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Old Man Rattle@oldrattle_Oct 24
guinness book of world records wasn’t interested in my longest griddy in an airport record
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mnnhh no stop we cant... we're both obese
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Shit crumbles bizarrely underwater until false blades scream white chlorine screams slicing rotting apples past rubber nipples as flesh rots sibilant melancholy dirt spilled bleeding wet fur nests water crescent meat salt wings wind blowing bones lazily across endless bare floors
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