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michael 🎃@FreesideMike7h

My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.

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Charisma@xaris25717h

I used to think high school drama was bad, wait till you get a job with unhappy adults.

🤖 Made with AI

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Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

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shah@beefpulao13h

so you’re telling me there’s an entire generation that doesn’t know this banger of sabrina carpenter exists?

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Your coworkers will throw you under the bus then ask if you want to grab lunch.

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bhupi@bhupidai2h

I thought Dostoevsky was just an Indian guy showing his friends whisky

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GG@ericcartmanduOct 28

My most successful tweet is about women.

Image from GG (@ericcartmandu)

ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023

misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?

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hawtktmoh@spreadsheetsor14h

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bay ✨@pale_atlantisOct 27

eventually i just reached a “what are they gonna do, fire me?” flow state

libby is a dumb bitch@SeveralRaccoonsOct 27

at what point after getting a job do you stop feeling like you’re about to be fired

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@tridevgurungOct 26

9-5 folks: $1 bot ko khelam unemployed folks: dashain ko bela $5 bhanda kamti k khelnu i cannot compete in this economy.

Image from Tridev Gurung (@tridevgurung)

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aj@iindulgenttOct 23

if sex is so good why dont they call it attack on titan return to shiganshina arc

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bhupi@bhupidaiOct 24

You don’t know this but I’m being very patient to make this joke till the end of Poush: are you today’s date because you Poushing 30

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Lørd@lord1769Oct 23

- Ticket Created by AI - Acceptance criteria written by AI - Tests written by AI - Features written by AI - Code Reviewer is AI we are cooked

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@graceauta101_Oct 22

“Who will take care of you when you’re old?” is a disturbing reason to create a person.

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hawtktmoh@spreadsheetsorOct 23

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@arianajasmine__Oct 22

Whoever did this… 10/10 no notes 🤣

Image from Ariana Jasmine (@arianajasmine__)

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani

@NYCMayorOct 21

This week, I was blessed to join Hindu New Yorkers in Queens celebrating Navratri, Durga Puja, Dashain, and Vijayadashami. We danced garba, performed aarti, witnessed Sindoor Khela, and honored the Goddess Durga. It was an honor to come together in joy, faith, and community in temples across our city — especially after the attempted mass shooting at a Hindu temple in Illinois last week. May we all join together in our shared responsibility to stand against hate and care for one another. Jai Mata Ki.

Image from Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor)

Image from Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor)

Image from Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor)

Image from Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor)

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Bipin Thapa@bipin97712 Oct 2024

The most used word in Nepal today is "Anti Light"

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hawtktmoh@spreadsheetsorOct 21

Happy Dashain 💓💓

Image from hawtktmoh (@spreadsheetsor)

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hawtktmoh@spreadsheetsorOct 21

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