@squinesstandard

love everything you can

 she/her 9+10
Joined January 2023
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rui 🟥@oomfprotector9h
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Nothing and the bullshit
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my lesbian regulars named June and May just had a baby and named her April
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thats how we run shit in Alien City
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Ⓜ️ert@mertcentury11h
Dapped up a former student who was working at the grocery store today
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brine walsh@BrineWalsh21h
WE NEED A LETTERBOXD FOR GENITAL BARBERS 💈
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Failing the breathalyzer in this and getting off with a warning and a police escort
Kody (Ceph) (🦭 x 24)@SquidularCeph16h
Bratmobile with the fellas
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I am a fundamentally weak person
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I have no self control or care of others
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bro what niche algorithms
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(seeing people walking around) huh, women must’ve given birth to all these guys a number of years back
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Dude fuck
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Had a productive meeting with God earlier. I ended up securing a pretty good sweetheart deal for the meek
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How to die maximum suffering instant 2026
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RGT@CyGasser13h
Charlie Kirk died thinking Christian Yelich was an October choker
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How I act every night
Mr Before Turning The G​un On Himself 🇵🇸@gay_horse420Oct 25
happy to announce that I've decided to become permanently silent and morose
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Beasted on him
pauline kael bot@paulinekaelbot9 Jul 2025
Bob Dylan wants to be buried in an unmarked grave. Of course. That's why he's made a four-hour movie about himself and his pilgrimage. (1978)
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Evan@evanjmader6 Aug 2025
apparently its rude to tell your boss to “get beasted on”
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beasted on em
Nature is Amazing ☘️
@AMAZlNGNATURE1 Mar 2024
Slug going in a Venus fly trap 🪴
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Allie@searobbing23 Sep 2025
beasted on
鴨川ゆりかもめ@along_KamoRiver22 Sep 2025
[ #ゴイサギ #アオサギ ] 突然慌てるゴイゴイ。 何事かと思ったらアオサギ先輩登場。 先輩、いきなり鮎ゲットで貫禄を見せつける。
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