Chelsea, F1 and maybe some other random rumblings of a British expat

Utrecht, The Netherlands
Joined August 2010
Andrey Santos sat on the bench for a massive chunk of last season and hardly enhanced his reputation in midfield Chelsea paid £12.5m for him Now, somehow, he’s worth £50m A 300% increase in transfer value after THAT season
Liam Delap was injured for a massive chunk of last season, barely scored and hardly enhanced his reputation. Chelsea paid £30m for him. Now, somehow, he's worth £45m. A 50% increase in value after THAT season. Yeah... I'm sure it's all perfectly normal and there's absolutely nothing dodgy going on here. 👀 Nothing to see. Move along.
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🚨 UEFA Statement: "UEFA and its 55 member associations stand as one. We unanimously and unequivocally reject FIFA’s proposal to transfer ownership interests in the World Cup and other FIFA competitions to private investors. "The World Cup cannot be treated as an investment product. It is one of football’s greatest sporting legacies. It has been built over generations by players, national teams and supporters across every continent. No part of it should ever be surrendered to private investors. The World Cup is not for sale. "It is both irresponsible and indefensible that a proposal of such significance for football was conceived in secret and brought to the brink of approval without any meaningful consultation with those entrusted with stewarding the game. This is not merely a profound failure of leadership, but an abdication of FIFA’s duty as the custodian of world football. "National associations around the world are now presented with an ultimatum: accept the irreversible capture of football’s greatest competitions or bear the consequences. This is not a “democratic decision”, but governance by intimidation – an act of coercion unworthy of an institution entrusted with the stewardship of the global game. "But our opposition goes far beyond process. The moment external investors acquire ownership interests in FIFA competitions, football changes forever. Commercial return becomes a permanent obligation. Investor expectations become a daily pressure. From that moment onwards, every decision on the international calendar, every decision on competition formats and every decision shaping the future of football is no longer driven by what best serves the game, but by what best serves shareholders. "This model has no place in world football. Football’s future cannot be dictated by the expectations of those whose first duty is to maximise financial return. Nor can the interests of national associations, leagues, clubs, players and supporters become subordinate to investor returns. Football cannot mortgage its future for financial gain. "Europe’s position is clear. We will never lend this model our legitimacy. No one has the moral authority to sell what they merely hold in trust for the next generation. "As a result of today’s discussion, no UEFA national teams will participate in any FIFA competition for so long as these proposals remain alive, unless this proposal has been abandoned in its entirety and binding assurances have been given that FIFA will never again open its governance or competitions to private ownership. "Nobody should be in any doubt: UEFA and its national associations will oppose these plans with absolute determination. "There are moments when institutions are judged not by what they are prepared to accept, but by what they refuse to compromise. This is one of those moments. Some things are simply too important to sell. The FIFA World Cup belongs to football. It always will. And so long as Europe has a voice, it will never be for sale."
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This lot are still crying and writing essays about it 😭 It’s actually hilarious how triggered they are. Love it
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Where did that come from!?
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach verbal agreement with Aston Villa to sign Morgan Rogers⁠. Bid of £117m accepted by #AVFC & being finalised. 6+1y contract, medical Monday⁠. #AFC interested but 23yo attacker wanted #CFC; Xabi Alonso instrumental @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/6390212…
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This is an outrageous take for a manager that won us the Champions League. He got it wrong, we all see that, but to call him a fraud on the basis of one game? Ragebait
Criminal subs. Cowardly approach from Tuchel. Pathetic. That should have been a historic victory, instead, because of this gutless manager it’s going down as a monumental, agonising defeat. Tuchel should reign tonight, total fraud.
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Not even close… England win the the World Cup
Would you rather England win the World Cup next Sunday, or your team win the FA Cup next season?
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How about sorting a shirt sponsor before rinsing fans?… just a thought
Thank you for being in touch about it. It’s useful to know how you feel. You can watch this video for free. As I hope you understand the club needs to have revenue in order to compete, so I don’t apologise for us replacing the old, subs based, Chelsea TV with a new service. But obviously judgement has to be made about what is available without charge and what is additional, just as had to happen with Chelsea TV. Thanks for being a fellow fan and we are going to work hard to make us all proud.
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Tell me you don’t know English football culture without telling me…
I am glad I am not a typical #England fan 🤯 You put expectations so high, analyse games on what it should be, not on what there is, you expect clear wins in World Cups if the rival is in theory 'inferior'... I thought Latins were the emotionally charged fans but you beat us for sure! 😉 #England have some of the best players around (Kane, Bellingham, shame Saka injury doesn't let him shine), structure, idea, right culture, all necessary to be successful They will get better agains better sides
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Explains why we had about 2 shots on target
Kind of crazy that if Arsenal do sign Morgan Rogers England’s entire midfield 5 right now would be Arsenal
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Dominic doesn’t understand the fan culture behind “it’s coming home” Don’t be like Dominic 👎
England fans: "I don't understand why people think that we're arrogant, self-entitled pricks....." Also England fans: "It's coming home, yay......"
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Yes Lewis! Class is permanent 🐐
🔴 LEWIS HAMILTON WINS FOR FERRARI 🔴
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we've sold 802,137,914 pizzas since Arsenal won a European trophy
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Not a manager I trust more to lead my country into the World Cup. Ignore the noise. We got super Tommy Tuchel 💙
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So much headloss about the England squad. Everyone has their opinion but mine is this: Tuchel knows much more about football than me, so in Tuchel I trust 💪
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On your big day out. ✊ #CFC | #EmiratesFACup
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Show us your trophy cabinet
Four wins in a row against @ChelseaFC. 🔥👏
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Rosenior realises you need to score goals to win games of football No doubt that’s his next team talk
🚨 Rosenior says we need to go 1-0 up in a Football game to give ourselves a chance.
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Enjoy your quadruple, pal.
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Rather than backing the gaffer, the nation, we get this drivel instead. Two-rate journalists posting headlines for clicks are part of the problem
This deserved humbling by Japan felt like a custard pie to the face for suffering fans, writes @oliverbrown_tel ❗Doubts are swirling over both Tuchel’s technical wisdom and his ability to motivate this team ❌ Tuchel led England to a first-ever defeat to a team from Africa, and now to their first one from Asia 🤦‍♂️ Bleak realisation dawning that Tuchel no closer to forging a collective identity than when he started Read the full column below 👇 telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Here come the briefs before the inevitable summer exit
Some Chelsea players have been left unimpressed by Enzo Fernandez's behaviour in recent weeks. The club's vice captain has berated his own team-mates publicly and plunged his own futured into doubt during a run of four consecutive defeats. @mcgrathmike and @JBurtTelegraph have the full story: telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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