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stackz99x retweeted
have to adapt my mind that any coin no matter how good I feel about it will top between 200-300k every single time for the idk how lasting future
stackz99x retweeted
and ultimately all these guys getting 6 figs in callout payments are either gaslighting or being deliberately obtuse/acting naive when taken to task about their promotion of pumpfun in exchange for callout payments.
essentially it's a dead bear market onchain but we are all hyper aware of the very small group of CT characters who are being paid vast sums of money whilst we are all getting poorer.
it sucks, it's draining, it's infuriating, and nothing is going to change.
but either you decide to follow on and give into selling a dream to naive traders who ultimately pay for your callout rewards through protocol/LP fees or you do nothing and accept you're not going to make any money for the foreseeable future.
you're not going to make it trading this onchain market, the only people who are are those getting callout payments.
so just gotta accept it for what it is, a bear market.
stackz99x retweeted
Memecoin traders in 2020-2025
"I'm up $2.3 million in the last 30 days from buying $500 of a coin that went up 1000x!"
Memecoin "traders" in 2026:
"I made $25k in callout rewards from calling a coin at a $30k market cap, it's now at $450k market cap!
Follow me for more 💯"
stackz99x retweeted
a rant
(idc if you don't want to listen your engagement is not important merely that you continue to be angry about the state of things onchain and on CT and in this space in general keep calling out shit and don't let criminals extract with impunity thank you ily we can win again let's go)
I think following Ansems come back to CT has been the most interesting case study of stockholm syndrome we've yet to see in the trenches
He comes back to shill Kintara and Jotchua, calls for ridiculous price targets on both while marking the top on both charts
Launches his own coin with 70% and talks about an airdrop, which never happened btw. Launches a pumpfun wrapper ansem launchpad? And then let's chart bleed back to ~15m circulating which is what it's at right now
Now he's shilling coins that are way lower than anyone expected him to be interested in and the coins are mostly slop while he fuds coins like spx & neet
Will be interesting to see how his social influence is affected, my guess is that it won't be and people will just forget
stackz99x retweeted
but @Pumpfun verified $AMD in the first 15 minutes, then @blknoiz06 told me it would flip $AI , then @Chairman_DN said it was the next $WIF , and @Dior100x said I would retire my parents, Pump called it, Alon shilled it, @json1444 shilled it
Surely they didnt all lie to me?
stackz99x retweeted
ansem told everyone that jotchua was the next wif, promoted a basket of onchain solana new pairs, gaslit everyone whose community's were down bad by saying 'oh bro your meme just isn't good enough, you need to capture attention'
then he dropped them all like a stone and began bagworking his own bundled shitcoin for like 10 weeks max, earned something like 3 million dollars in fees whilst spending 0 dollars acquiring the tokens sent to him, whilst telling everyone his coin is going to literally trillions (yes trillions), and that it's going to flip pump (yes flip the billion dollar launchpad token that ansem was launched on) and calling out alon everyday to do the airdrop.
and then all of a sudden, at the same time that pumpfun starts doling out cash like it's going out of style to the most notable KOLs in the space (on the condition they become pump maxis and drop everything else) was like you know what that's fucking enough of posting 'gm bulls' with an ai generated slop picture of himself playing chess in a green tainted hellscape ima start shilling zcat on a competing launchpad.
after telling everyone that he has never been more bullish on the markets, and his diehard cuckold fans losing millions of dollars on his down only bundled shitcoin $ANSEM he then proceeds to tweet that he's incredibly bearish on the markets and proceeds to short solana with size, after telling his 1 million+ followers that 'i'm CTOing solana and getting everyone to believe in something again'
this is the most influential and followed KOL in all of crypto twitter.
stackz99x retweeted
Replying to @blknoiz06 @StalkHQ
this is about as much bagworking as you're willing to do these days for a 70% bundle you were sent for free, which has paid you 7 figures in fees for posting tweets like this
stackz99x retweeted
Replying to @Pumpfun
WARNING: Do not interact with PumpFun, it is a malicious app designed to give you the worst odds conceivably possible, you WILL lose your funds to scammers including the team and all those affiliated.
stackz99x retweeted
> Big wallet buys completely nonsense meme no one can understand at floor
> Big wallet calls that coin on Pump
> All the friends of that big wallet also in that coin before everyone
> Coin is so random no one understands what
> People who top blast just because of fomo wins
> Big wallet cabal victory laps on Pump callout rewards
> Coin goes to 0 when they sell because coin itself has no meaning at all
> 99% lose money
> They win both from selling + callouts
> And then they post "you are bad, we called this at 10k, it's easy to make money"
Pump is the biggest cancer of this industry, and until we get rid of them nothing will become as good as before.
stackz99x retweeted
not a single good and respected trader posted their october PNL
the only one's posting are sludge trading (streaming) terrible traders
they're feasting on all the 10-20k-30k toppers, because they dev and bundle the entire floor
it's all getting glorified too, it's fucking over
stackz99x retweeted
in the early summer i systematically called out pumpfun for their increasingly extractive practice, i took ansem to task about his claims that he was going to CTO solana and save onchain with his bundled shitcoin, and create a PVE coin that would make everyone rich.
i was ridiculed, unfollowed, blocked and accused of being bearish, retarded, engagement farming etc.
i wish i was composing a 'hands up, i was wrong about everything' tweet in q4.
sadly i'm here to say that i told you so.
stackz99x retweeted
translation:
you think i'm scared of you nigga?
ill literally nuke this shit right now if you keep talking to me like that
im not a little nigga bro, im not a little nigga bro
i'll literally fucking smack the dogshit out of you, you keep talking to me like that ima nuke this fucking project to death nigga and ima fucking fud it nigga
you wanna talk about fucking l- like a clown nigga fucking kol group, you a clown bro you a fucking clown
your project sucks nigga, shutup pussy.
Replying to @elonmusk @HuaweiMate6
Elon, have a lot of respect for you, but bad time to troll. Please stop.
Our SPCX shares (from our $500m investment in your Twitter takeover) are worth more than a billion.
Would appreciate if you show a little support. Thanks!























