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Intermittent interjections, insight and insults

Brixton Hill, and often Filey
Joined April 2011
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"I have to start work again on Monday and don't feel keen on it." ----- Postmark: 22 August 1908
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🤩What a school!🤩What a community! Thank you @Annareporting and @BBCNews for capturing such a special event today. Happy Birthday dad’s club!
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45 miles walked in 3 days this weekend in #Filey - lots more weekend avails this spring and summer airbnb.com/l/reyFN26z also now 1st week #Easter #schoolholiday (cancellation) pls share with your networks #yorkshire #walking #kids #holiday
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The Wikipedia article for the fermented dairy product known as "yogurt" in the U.S. was created in 2002. The article was moved to "yoghurt" not long after. A decade of argument and bickering ensued between the two spellings.
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It’s literally an @Airbnb - and is available to rent from July 1st. Looks like somebody isn’t very confident 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🚨PERSONAL NEWS KLAXON🚨 Surrey Heath residents, rightly, expect their MP to be a part of their community. Well as of today I am now a resident of St Paul’s ward! As many of you will appreciate Michael Gove stepped down with a short timeframe to select me and it’s hard to get a place so quickly. I’ve said in previous messages my fiancé and I were moving in, and I’m sorry I couldn’t be more explicit on timeframes as I didn’t want to jinx it, but now I am so happy to live here and honoured to stand and represent our great residents!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This post has proven to be an air bnb. Misleading context x.com/aviosadventure…
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"He's sat next to Harry Kane for breakfast!" 😅 Adam Wharton's dad couldn't be prouder of his son 🥰 @BBCLancsSport #BBCFootball
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Smiley Filey 😄#filey #NorthYorkshire #seaside – at Filey, England
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Also available for the #Filey literature festival Weds 8th - Sun 12th May (sleeps up to 8) #literature #yorkshire #seaside perfect to curl up with some good #books shorturl.at/gqtN6 @DiscoverCoast @LoveNorthYorks1 @HelloYorkshire
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Filey 2024 Steampunk weekend Fri 17th – Sun 19th May accommodation still available (sleeps 8). Central old town & close to the beach shorturl.at/gqtN6 @OfficialFiley #filey #steampunk #weekend @DiscoverCoast @Yorkshiredays Photo @yorkshirepost shorturl.at/amov0
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Back to back as always! Thank you LTN’s 😡
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GIVEAWAY! 🚨 I printed out 2 too many, so thought i’d give them away! The winner will receive both of these designs in A5! To enter - Like, Follow & RT! #olise #zaha #CPFC #Giveaway
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The full story of the Horizon Post Office scandal as seen on #MrBatesVsThePostOffice is now available as a free download on the Eye website here: private-eye.co.uk/special-re…
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I park my car at the top of the hill but then it just rolls back down? Can anyone help?
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Replying to @davetrott
@davetrott @rorysutherland @scottmckain You guys love a good story.
Imagine having this guy as your permit expediter
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End of an era. What an era it’s been.
𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐙𝐚𝐡𝐚 | 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐞 #CPFC
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Love the fact that Celtic fans gave the usage fee from Have I Got News For You to local food banks and then others piled in. Total at over £12k now.
🚨 Shove your coronation up your…… Thanks to the Celtic support our clip at Hampden went viral. The £200 we received has gone straight into a JustGiving page for @GlasgowNE. Please Read and Share. HH 🔗 justgiving.com/page/celts-ar…
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