24, he/they // multi-fandom account so i don’t flood my main πŸ’…πŸΌ current fandoms: dropout, smosh, game grumps, valorant & VCT // @EXStaticTV

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Joined July 2024
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Valorant has 0 character variety, it’s so boring fighting the same agents with the same abilities every single game. It needs idk... a gorilla? He could be super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop.
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he said he wanted to try #goatmilk so i put my titty in his mouth
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tits or ass? nah bro… her christmas spirit
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One Night in Shanghai
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Mind if a white boy speak a little Chinese? πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³β€οΈ
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its finally COCKtober πŸ†πŸŽƒ so u know what that means πŸ‘€πŸ‘… Dick sucking awareness month πŸ˜―πŸ™†πŸΌπŸ‘… πŸŽƒ IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKYπŸ’€ πŸ‘ GET πŸ‘ŠFISTEDπŸ‘Š BY A πŸ’€SKELETON πŸ’€SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOURπŸ‘‰ASS😽 AND πŸ™…DONTπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ FORGET TO SUCKπŸ˜©πŸ™Œ SOME πŸ’DRACULAπŸ’‰ DICKπŸ†πŸ’¦
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Breaking my cock off inside her like a bee stinger and immediately dying
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wow omfg this is beautiful i love the puget sound
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how it feels replaying the same game 107 times and making the exact same choices
I can never replay a game and I don’t understand how people replay games
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Will you share some of your pie with this fat bear??? 🐻πŸ₯§
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Butt naked in bed eating a baconator
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So Heart warming βœ…βœ…βœ…πŸ˜³πŸ˜³Green Buge,,πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ€littleπŸ€πŸπŸβ˜˜οΈβ˜˜οΈπŸŒΏBuge πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸŒΏπŸƒπŸƒwhy So Small and Cute.? πŸŒ±πŸŒ±πŸŒ±πŸ›πŸ›πŸπŸβœ… #greenbuge
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I never thought Macklemore was cringey. I couldn't do it. I am too Seattle to turn my back on him. Weaker Seattleites might have, but not ME
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Jingles into the room Sluttily
this alone as lingerie
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Meep meep
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surely retirement cant be this bad
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3-2 vs @LOUDgg Stage 2 Champions πŸ† LOUD are insanely good, that series took everything we had. Super proud of our resilience throughout this whole stage and we’ll do our best to carry this momentum to champs. Big thank you to the fans, even though the crowd was against us today the energy they brought made this game so much more fun.
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Should I recreate this in Shanghai πŸ‘€
Happy Lunar New Year 🧧 新年快樂 🧧
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