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@staticpendejo

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 Greenville, SC
Joined June 2017
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Fuck this driveway
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Dr Pepper
@drpepper3 Dec 2024
why touch grass when you can touch a Dr Pepper
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They really arguing about golf LMAOOO
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Idk something about this bridge shit seems fishy
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Ain’t no way the most ordered dish in my area is fucking long John silvers…
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Update: @kalebvn is the best. That’s all. That’s the tweet.
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𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 (@staticpendejo) profile picture𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧@staticpendejo20 Dec 2022
“Hey we should do secret Santa with the homies, that would be fun” Secret Santa with the homies:
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The same CIA that started the crack epidemic? Sounds about right
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@elizableu20 Dec 2022
Oh ok so the CIA killed JFK confirmed? 😐
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“Hey we should do secret Santa with the homies, that would be fun” Secret Santa with the homies:
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That first sip of Red Bull in the morning hits harder than my dad 😮‍💨
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shirts that go hard
@shirtsthtgohard6 Dec 2022
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@deetaology5 Dec 2022
Me after my alarm has already gone off 6 times
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The fact I want all of these but there’s no shows near me 😭😭
DAYSEEKER (@dayseeker) profile pictureDAYSEEKER
@dayseeker29 Nov 2022
Peep our current merch spread for the Concrete Jungle Tour 🫶🏼 these designs/garments are ONLY available in person at these shows. Which item is your favorite?
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Didn’t realize how bipolar my music taste was until rn 😂😭
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How do you learn you can do this…
Fascinating (@fasc1nate) profile pictureFascinating
@fasc1nate26 Nov 2022
Rick Winters’ 172 ft. world record high dive in 1983. 40 years later, he still holds the record.
It’s a good day to be a gamecock 🥳🥳
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@JhonnyWhite6924 Nov 2022
fuck turkey i want her titties in my mouth
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@JhonnyWhite6923 Nov 2022
you gotta be a sick man to enjoy sucking tiddies
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞@WhoTFissim23 Nov 2022
I’m a HOE for cuddling, we could cuddle 24/7 lmaooo idc
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Rap Game Ina Garten@KaraBTweets22 Nov 2022
Y'all I'm dead because why would someone hire the original O'Reilly Auto Parts singers to perform at their WEDDING
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