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why touch grass when you can touch a Dr Pepper
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Me after my alarm has already gone off 6 times
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fuck turkey i want her titties in my mouth
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Iโ€™m a HOE for cuddling, we could cuddle 24/7 lmaooo idc
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Y'all I'm dead because why would someone hire the original O'Reilly Auto Parts singers to perform at their WEDDING
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Hasbulla Lightyear
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felt this
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Every day around midnight, I'm shocked to find out it's only 6pm
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Sex so good I almost made her cum
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i hate being in that mood where nothings really wrong but nothing feels right either.
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You get: 1 hour of extra sleep You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm
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8 AM before 7 AM on your 9-5 your day off
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netflix subtitles be like (speaking foreign language) bro translate it
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physical touch ๐Ÿค๐Ÿผ quality time
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Ppl that h8 on Taco Bell jus want attention
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I be so raw at giving advice but then my life fucked up
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i be Eating Coochie like OmnOmnOm that was Delicious!
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I listen to the same music everyday just in a different order ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Trauma is stored in the body and revealed in relationships. HEREโ€™S WHAT THAT MEANS ๐Ÿงต:
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