Accounting grad student. Writer. Crafter. https://teapawt.net/t.co/DCTKStfawY
Charlotte, NC
Joined September 2014
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My Twitter account summed up:
1. Video games
2. Politics
3. Customer service requests/complaints
I can't calm down because I cracked the code for the #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway! @CapitalOne, I'm ready to enter to see @taylorswift13 at #TSTheErasTour.
Keyword is summer!!!!
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DEBATE COACH: What if you said—
WARREN: If I tell the truth I won’t have to remember anything.
DEBATE COACH: Cool. Cool. Cool.
#demdebate
Olympus needs a better emergency services department than just Hercules. #KingdomHearts3 #KingdomHeartsIII
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#My1stConcertWas a security question on lots of my online accounts, nice try
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we stand by our reporting.
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"We are beginning to understand what ails us, and it’s not something an oxygen facial or a treadmill desk can fix."
Read @annehelen on how millennials became the burnout generation. buzzfeednews.com/article/ann…
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I love the exciting moment at a gender reveal party when you find out if the baby will be a boy or if it’ll be unlikable
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As I enter 2019 it’s fun to think about where the shitheads who tried to ruin my life in 2014 are now.
Might as well tell this funny story I’ve been sitting on for about a year about Milo Y. Figured I’d save it for when he hit rock bottom but he keeps reinventing the term.
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Louis CK is a good reminder that when people with power ask for respect it’s called “civility” and is sacred, but when people without power ask for respect it’s called “political correctness” and is the butt of jokes.
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I bet you'd be on my side if I had killed a journalist. #BeBest
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ten writing rules
1. find exactly the right place to sit
2. better get coffee also
3. turn off the internet we're WRITING
4. but i have a question only the internet can answer
5. more coffee!
6. maybe i got an important email
7. how is the coffee shop closing
8. oh no
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Projection: Rep. Kyrsten Sinema (D) has defeated Rep. Martha McSally (R) in #AZSEN. This thing has been over for a while.
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is it possible to snort a tweet
Irony of ironies: Scott Walker signed a law preventing second place finishers from requesting a recount if they lost by more than 1%. Walker lost by 1.2%! #WIGov #wiunion #ElectionResults2018