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Hayley

@steamcomplete

Accounting grad student. Writer. Crafter. https://teapawt.net/t.co/DCTKStfawY

 Charlotte, NC
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Joined September 2014
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DEBATE COACH: What if you said— WARREN: If I tell the truth I won’t have to remember anything. DEBATE COACH: Cool. Cool. Cool. #demdebate
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New plan: go to Safeway, fill cart, tell cashier Mexico will pay for groceries.
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#My1stConcertWas a security question on lots of my online accounts, nice try
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Be nice to the cleaning lady. (I mean both janitorial staff and Marie Kondo)
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we stand by our reporting.
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"We are beginning to understand what ails us, and it’s not something an oxygen facial or a treadmill desk can fix." Read @annehelen on how millennials became the burnout generation. buzzfeednews.com/article/ann…
How Millennials Became The Burnout Generation

How Millennials Became The Burnout Generation

I couldn’t figure out why small, straightforward tasks on my to-do list felt so impossible. The answer is both more complex and far simpler than I expected.

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I love the exciting moment at a gender reveal party when you find out if the baby will be a boy or if it’ll be unlikable
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As I enter 2019 it’s fun to think about where the shitheads who tried to ruin my life in 2014 are now. Might as well tell this funny story I’ve been sitting on for about a year about Milo Y. Figured I’d save it for when he hit rock bottom but he keeps reinventing the term.
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Louis CK is a good reminder that when people with power ask for respect it’s called “civility” and is sacred, but when people without power ask for respect it’s called “political correctness” and is the butt of jokes.
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I bet you'd be on my side if I had killed a journalist. #BeBest
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump21 Nov 2018
So-called comedian Michelle Wolf bombed so badly last year at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner that this year, for the first time in decades, they will have an author instead of a comedian. Good first step in comeback of a dying evening and tradition! Maybe I will go?
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Personally. Attacked.
Image from Imperial - @imperial.bsky.social (@imperialsworld)
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ten writing rules 1. find exactly the right place to sit 2. better get coffee also 3. turn off the internet we're WRITING 4. but i have a question only the internet can answer 5. more coffee! 6. maybe i got an important email 7. how is the coffee shop closing 8. oh no
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To me, every social engagement is an Escape Room.
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Projection: Rep. Kyrsten Sinema (D) has defeated Rep. Martha McSally (R) in #AZSEN. This thing has been over for a while.
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Weird thing to admit
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump10 Nov 2018
Trying to STEAL two big elections in Florida! We are watching closely!
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Ted Cruz is going to treat himself to TWO live mice tonight
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is it possible to snort a tweet
John Kane (@Tortured_Verse) profile pictureJohn Kane@Tortured_Verse7 Nov 2018
Irony of ironies: Scott Walker signed a law preventing second place finishers from requesting a recount if they lost by more than 1%. Walker lost by 1.2%! #WIGov #wiunion #ElectionResults2018
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me voting in 2016 vs me voting in 2018
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Lmaooo Halloween is too much
Image from Sibongile Mafu (@sboshmafu)
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And time for another Fan-Appreciation challenge! RT this for a chance to win game-worn jerseys signed by todays challenge winners, and other cool prizes! Rules: bit.ly/2Q6BhIN 👕✨ #TheChallenge32
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