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life in dreamland...

Swaggvile, EucalyptusLand
Joined May 2026
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I sometimes hate that the last third of my life has consisted almost exclusively of sitting around looking at my phone. but then I think of how my ancestors lived, sat around looking at potatoes or something. compared to them I am winning, and winning big.
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I HANG WITH FUCKIN UNICORNS AND PONIES AND 90 YEAR OLD TRANS WOMEN WITH NO TEEF
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how do i get rid of my nuance and become a 2 dimensional caricature
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steezcat retweeted
The Lost Media Community before 2020 was so dire like you could say you saw something called the poopoo peepee butthole show on Nick at 2am once without any backup source and it’d cause a 5 year search
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steez and ceRvezza's adventures in FuckYou Land!!!! !
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how it feels to be somewhere
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my dog just graduated from stanford. top of his class. now theres no excuse for you. go achieve your dreams!
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i don't fuck. i make love. soft
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steezcat retweeted
I think a big reason concord looks fucked up is mostly due to the fact that these designs do not work in a hyper realistic style. Remember kids, having a art style isn’t bad
i know i keep shitting on this particular clip but i can't get over the fact that someone thought these characters were "badass" and some idiot over at sony thought THIS was going to make them a shit ton of money
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steezcat retweeted
thats undeniably homo my guy
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bitches will be anti ai and then generate ai boymoder art on ur tv
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If you told me in 2023 that the right would start writing harry potter x star wars fanfics and buying funko pops and the left would be killing podcasters and talking about ZOG i would have called you insane
Custom time! Female Draco Malfoy Funko POPs!? Yay or nay.. check out these sweet concepts below ~ Created by @medichistes ~ #HarryPotter #DracoMalfoy #FunkoPOPNews #Funko #FunkoPOP
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hot cheeto girls weren't even a thing when this yunc was in high school is he a pedophile
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Wait does anyone remember when Elon Musk turned down the Zuckerberg fight… because his mom begged him not to on Twitter? And now we know that account was just Musk roleplaying as his own mother?? So he was replying to himself begging himself not to fight Zuckerberg?
Elon accepts … also wants @joerogan to referee match.
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steezcat retweeted
there's a decent chance that this will be the final non-perfect world record broken for super mario bros which means its inclusion will be crucial to every "history of super mario bros speedrunning" video essay
new best speedrunning world record video of all time dropped last night
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Retards hating on a female pilot crashing a plane as if 90 percent of the plane crashes aren’t by male pilots with 20 years experience
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xoxo freshy!!
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damn i really only have one friend
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