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We all want the same things.

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Joined December 2011
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Let's break this down real quick... - Marcus Semien — will never get another contract again - Chris Bassitt — big earning days are behind him - Tarik Skubal — About to make a killing - Cedric Mullins — will never get another big contract again - Jake Cronenworth — already signed the one extension he will ever get - Pete Fairbanks — 33 year old journeyman who will never get a huge contract - Paul Skenes — just reached arbitration, but yes he will make a killing eventually - Brent Suter — 37 year old Harvard grad who averaged around the minimum his whole career Who do you want there that's better representative than that? Do you want a rookie deciding labor issues?
The 8 players on the MLBPA Executive Subcommittee — the group that will vote on CBA matters — average more than 7 years of MLB service time and have combined career earnings of $482.5 million. Career Earnings: Marcus Semien — $163 million Chris Bassitt — $97 million Tarik Skubal — $81.7 million Cedric Mullins — $42.3 million Jake Cronenworth — $38 million Pete Fairbanks — $27.3 million Paul Skenes — $17 million Brent Suter — $16.2 million
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Podcast equipment needs to be more expensive.
"If you were to date John, Matthew, Mark or Luke, who would you date?" The women of the popular podcast 'Girls Gone Bible' discuss which bible personality they'd pursue romantically. "I'd probably be with James because he seems so rational...and seems super cute too."
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Best Halloween episode of any TV show.
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM (2001) 🎃
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Here’s another clip of a woman reading Trump’s words verbatim from a recent rally in Mississippi that puts a giant magnifying glass over how gone he is cognitively and unfit he is for office.
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this is hardly a new insight but there is basically zero social penalty for being bigoted against muslims in the united states today (as a reminder, muhammed remains one of the most common names in the entire world)
Illuminating exchange with a 19 year old voter in Detroit, worried about @AbdulElSayed’s name. @AJEnglish #Midterms2026 #Michigan
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Imagine being this racist on national tv
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I love it when they bring back the old classics Just like Giant Baba <3
Had a good laugh at this
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Millennials were told by every adult that we HAD to go to college or we’d be poor. Those same people are confused why we have so much student loan debt.
Student loans quickly becoming the most dangerous loan anyone can take out because they’re more difficult to discharge in bankruptcy but come with the same consequences as other debt for defaults. And most of the people taking them out are 18 years old. Healthy!
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🚨 NEW AD. Andy Harris hadn’t faced voters in years. Then this happened at our debate
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October 17, 1989 The Loma Prieta Earthquake strikes the Bay Area moments into ABC's telecast of Game 3 of the 1989 World Series between the Oakland A's and San Francisco Giants. The game is postponed. Al Michaels earns an Emmy nomination for his coverage. 37 years ago tonight
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Terrible AI aside, Nolan Ryan is at best the 4th best pitcher of the 70s behind Tom Seaver, Jim Palmer, and Gaylord Perry. Its is a toss up for 4th between Ryan and Steve Carlton. That's kind of Ryan's thing, that he was never the best, but a great pitcher for a really long time.
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One of the biggest risers in the country and the premier program in the Big 12! #HailWV
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The “mass shooting” in Erie, PA was in fact a family annihilation event. A 45-year-old man with a registered firearm killed a 22-mo-old girl, a 5-year-old boy, 2 women, & 5 men. He killed himself. We still don’t know his name or the names of his victims. No one will ask ‘where was he radicalized?’ Media will move on. A reminder that every 5 days a man annihilates his family in the USA & men kill 2400+ women annually in gender based violence. Beyond horrific. My God.
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Not to be dramatic, but I would stop watching MLB if these restrictions are put in place.
MLB is experimenting with mandatory outfielder and infield positioning in the Arizona Fall League, and I hate it. Current shift restrictions are good. Taking away strategy advantages from smart teams in another desperate attempt to save hitting is crazy. Just leave it as outfielders in the grass, infielders in the dirt with two on each side. That's it. Article from @fangraphs 👇👇
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Should have been: "Yanks can't field for Schlitt"
The back page: ERRORS TOUR YankEEEEs facing swift exit after simply putrid defensive effort Read more: trib.al/Qvg8qli
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i have realized in adulthood that many people are unaware that if you encounter some kind of chic crunchy business that is so incredibly niche it is unclear how it makes money, the answer is almost always that it does not. that is a rich person occupying themself with a hobby
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My priest buddy tells me that, during exorcisms, the demons sometimes admit that after tempting & oppressing men into homosexuality, they often leave before the sex begins because the physical act of gay male sex is too disgusting for them.
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Why do sociopathic tech bros see human experiences like art and music as things that need to be solved? Go build apps that aide medical industries or solve real world problems like poverty, homelessness, or hunger. Stop trying to commodify every aspect of being human.
I am not joking when I say this. Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over. AI music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all AI music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago. Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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This is so much of what the current promise of AI is. "What if we automate something that is currently part of someone's job, remove human interaction as a requirement for special accommodations, and replace it with AI that can easily be abused & manipulated?"
Instinct CEO Noah Shinn says agents will let restaurants give tables to birthdays and anniversaries over whoever clicks first "And traditionally, because of the way that the internet has worked, at least for reservations, it's been first come first serve. So anyone that comes in, no matter how important or how not important it might be, whoever gets in first gets the reservation." "But what if you had the ability for the agent to be able to communicate on both sides, communicate, hey, this is important. This is actually the person's spouse's birthday, the 30th birthday, a very special event is coming up." "And the restaurant too can say, let's actually prioritize birthdays or major decade birthdays or major anniversaries or these certain people, I don't know, whatever it might be, right?" "So now with the ability, with all of the logistical burden of having to describe exactly what your case is and what's happening and why it's important. Now we have the ability to perfectly match what does the restaurant want? What does the user want?" "And that will result in more special events for the users being able to actually have a spot in the restaurant."
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