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@strokahontus
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Kinda funny how Boating Under the Infuence (BUI) would be pronounced “buoy.” Hahahaha. Anyone know a good lawyer?
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FREE JETTS
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Justin Jefferson was raised right and that’s gonna be his downfall. He should’ve been a diva and force a trade the second they let Kirk walk. #FreeJettas
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Besides Jeffrey Simmons, who’s the best football player of all time?
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can't be discussing butterfly shit with caterpillars
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Back is killing me I need to get cracked ASAP
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I’m at fleet feet and everyone can tell I’m not one of them
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Luka is dialed omg
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They got Nine’d lowkey
slow stroke👑 (@strokahontus) profile pictureslow stroke👑@strokahontusOct 11
The Saints might get Nine’d next week
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Wait I think @kingdragonitis gf called me a little bit gay last night
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I have 3 girlfriends
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Serving number 3 of this fuckass United slop
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slow stroke👑 (@strokahontus) profile pictureslow stroke👑@strokahontusOct 2
I might be out on the United lounge. No baddies it’s just bald businessmen. Fucking sausage fest
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I don’t want to hear another fucking peep out of these Oregon bums
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@NFL_DovKleimanOct 12
The play that ended UCLA QB Nico Iamaleava's season. One of the dirtiest 'tackles' we've ever seen. Pray for Nico 💔🙏
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SkateboardxLB@SkateboardxLBOct 12
Someone check on Dan Lanning I haven't seen him on all the sports shows today did something happen
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The Saints might get Nine’d next week
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Thanks but no thanks. I don’t sleep with single women
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This is unethical ball
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- the owner of this account is wearing white pants today - they are a little tighter around the groin than he recalls
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I might be out on the United lounge. No baddies it’s just bald businessmen. Fucking sausage fest
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Look a deal is a deal
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Bump
slow stroke👑 (@strokahontus) profile pictureslow stroke👑@strokahontusSep 28
This is such a Case Keenum 300+ yd 3+ TD spot
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Jail
slow stroke👑 (@strokahontus) profile pictureslow stroke👑@strokahontus19 Oct 2025
Don’t let this disgusting offense distract you from the fact Rome Odunze has never caught a 50/50 ball in his life
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