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Stroobz

@stroobz

The Lance Armstrong testicle that got away. I also write prose.

 CapeTown
mycitybynight.co.za
Joined June 2009
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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We continue to act swiftly when corruption is identified. #AntiCorruption #GovZAUpdates
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If I never had kids I would either have a billion dollars or a level 583 Elven Lord.
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@klara_sjoMar 31
Take me down to the parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly.
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@klara_sjoMar 16
There will be no WW3. They've abandoned numbered releases and switched to a live service model with seasonal events.
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"That's gonna need some bleach" - Me, parenting.
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Bro your mom look more like Jacob Zuma than your dad
Dudu “Grenade” Zuma-Sambudla (@DZumaSambudla) profile pictureDudu “Grenade” Zuma-Sambudla
@DZumaSambudla24 Dec 2023
My Father, A Zulu Man, Met AND Married, My Mother, A Shangaan Woman 🖤…
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Work insists I shave my entire face to be more approachable to clients. But as soon as I include my eyebrows I'm the irresponsible one?
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Hey @geordinhl. There are people shooting heroin in traffic outside the castle. Literally across from City Hall. Sorting this homeless issue out should be high priority. This is filth.
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Crazy how people are losing it at how much Andre De Ruyter gets paid, yet he still doesn't make half of what the reserve Everton left back makes in a season.
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Hey people from literally anywhere else in the world: Wanna swap?
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ALSO BREAK8NG: Roman Abromovich has just made a bid for Kaizer Chiefs.
Cyril Ramaphosa 🇿🇦 (@CyrilRamaphosa) profile pictureCyril Ramaphosa 🇿🇦
@CyrilRamaphosa10 Mar 2022
Thanking His Excellency President Vladimir Putin for taking my call today, so I could gain an understanding of the situation that was unfolding between Russia and Ukraine.
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parent teacher conference at Euphoria high
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Did y'all know that fish paste is just poppers for lesbos? – at Cape Town, South Africa
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How do I know the world is not fair? Because the guy who invented Fabrica/Chippies prego sauce doesn't have his own mega yacht in the Monte Carlo harbour.
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That's me in the corner That's me in a cock Fight Losing to a pigeon
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You say that it’s fucked that gingerbread men live in gingerbread houses, but to a gingerbread person, gingerbread is as inscrutable and fundamental as carbon. The people and homes are no more alike than humans are to diamonds. Only we, their gods and creators, can see the horror
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The love I have for OD404. God I miss them.
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A private messaging system exclusively for use in underground parking facilities? Car Pay DM
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Mr Bones is by far the highest grossing South African film of all time. Not by a little bit either. If you don't like it may I suggest watching and paying for the reems of world class films this country produces. That would help shift a tide.
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