The Lance Armstrong testicle that got away. I also write prose.
CapeTown
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Stroobz retweeted
the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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We continue to act swiftly when corruption is identified. #AntiCorruption #GovZAUpdates
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Did y'all know that fish paste is just poppers for lesbos? – at Cape Town, South Africa
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You say that it’s fucked that gingerbread men live in gingerbread houses, but to a gingerbread person, gingerbread is as inscrutable and fundamental as carbon. The people and homes are no more alike than humans are to diamonds. Only we, their gods and creators, can see the horror
Stroobz retweeted
When you die you see a compilation of every time you used a word wrong and the other person knew but didn’t say anything
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I am such a huge fan of Sean Lock. He was so incredibly funny. Watch as much of him as you can. It’s all brilliant. ❤️
Comedian Sean Lock, best known for UK TV comedy shows including 8 Out of 10 Cats, dies aged 58 bbc.in/3xXPFZB
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Songstress Nonku Phiri does Edith Piaf for the new Sam Coleman-directed Golf GTI ad and it’s brilliant: bit.ly/3lqFWYQ
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JIVA! All you need to know about the highly anticipated South African @NetflixSA series. Cc @stroobz mycitybynight.co.za/jiva-all… – at Cape Town, South Africa
Stroobz retweeted
you should be able to put stuff on the baggage carousel if you think everyone would like to see it
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Dave Chappelle spoke about how fast folks are willing to politicize celebrities.
There's bombs blowing up in the Middle East and the first person you want jumping on the matter is...DJ Khaled?
What do you want him to say?
He should scream "Another one" anytime a bomb goes off?
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Stroobz retweeted
Congratulations once again to the production team of #MyOctopusTeacher for winning ‘Best Documentary Feature’ at the #Oscars - the documentary has opened a window into the natural beauty and diversity of South Africa’s oceans and marine ecosystems.
