Subir

Today's 30s and 40s crowd: “I’m tired.” “I’ve lost my spark.” “I think I’ve peaked…” “Work week should be reduced to 3 days.” Meanwhile in the 70+ Clubhouse: Khamenei (84): Still running Iran like it’s his family estate. Probably forgets where he kept his glasses but remembers who betrayed him in 1979. Trump (79): Got impeached twice, indicted four times, and still thinks he's auditioning for The Apprentice: White House Edition. Netanyahu (75): Balancing scandals, war, and press conferences like a pro and still finds time to shave his beard perfectly. Modi (74): Campaigns in 3 states before breakfast. Still rocks that beard like an Indian Gandalf on steroids. Putin (72): Keeps invading countries like it’s a hobby. Needs a GPS less for directions, more to check where NATO is. Xi Jinping (72): Looks like he’s meditating, but probably calculating global domination moves between sips of green tea. And people complain Exhaustion by a Zoom call or 20 reels of Instagram scrolling and need to reset their vibe. The world is being shaken, stirred, and sometimes burned…by senior citizens who don’t even bend their knees properly. So no, you haven’t peaked. You’ve just paused too long on Netflix. High time we pull our socks and get a hold of ourselves! P.S: Received from a friend and can’t agree more with it.