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Still miss Ole. That window where we got Ronaldo and Sancho and not Rice or Kane is the one that killed United. Just come off 2nd in the league, final of the Europa and United playing best football they’d played since SAF. A good window and it could have all been so different.
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Dalot, Shaw, Maguire, Martinez, Rashford, Fernandes. That's your dressing room culture setters. Carrick had no chance. I'd see them all out the door, with all the other underperformers, long before I would see Carrick out. #MUFC
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Gary Neville now wanting Bruno and Martinez on. Make up your mind ffs
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Sadly don’t see anyway back for Carrick. But can’t be right that he’s had to play this back four.
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So many players been awful at United then looked brilliant once they’ve left. Watching Lindlof is like watching an entirely different player.
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Lot of differences between Villa and United but biggest one is how Emery gets “flair” players to all put in a major shift. Every single one of them does not stop running
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John McGinn is so good with his upper body. Wins so many fouls and just impossible to win the ball from
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That’s never a red card. Other defender is running back with him! And the keeper just picks it up as well!
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Finally a sensible decision
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Extraordinary and very impressive speech from Michael Carrick to start his press conference. Feels like a line in the sand moment. Get the sense the United hierarchy really want an end to the cycle of managers at Old Trafford, but if the squad don't produce a reaction to that now, then it's hard to see where else they go from here. Hard not to be impressed by the way Carrick has gone about things off the pitch in recent weeks, however. It's clear how much this is hurting him and just how much he cares. Nobody can be in any doubt what Manchester United means to him #mufc
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I am up. So, so desperate for him to turn it around. He’s probably the only one that football club who gets it.
Michael Carrick looks absolutely broken as he begins his press conference with a statement before taking questions.
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Difficult to disagree with this
Bruno’s comments 🤯
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Incredibly think I’d back Carrick and would love to see him bench Bruno and the others who threw him under the bus tonight. He’s the only one who actually cares about that football club. Maybe he’s not up to it but after tonight I’d rather him at my football club than Bruno.
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I love him but Bruno has been a disgrace tonight
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They all have to be fair. Carrick got it completely wrong. Needs to take one of Tielemens, Bruno or Santos off. Get Baleba and Amad on. Baleba + 1 other in midfield. Bruno/Mount or Tiel as the 10. Mbuemo through the middle. Amad right.
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Not sure who the interviewer is here but she did an absolutely brilliant job. The last 20 seconds of this video is so moving and she handled it with such humanity. Really hope Mark gets the help he needs. @EddieHearn you and MatchRoom need to ensure he's getting proper support.
Mark Allen: “I’m just trying to survive at the minute. My snooker career might be over.”
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How does he say these kind of things and retain support?
Trump: "Russia, frankly, has been fine on Ukraine. They haven't been doing much."
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He’s so frustrating. Absolutely horrendous all season then plays out of position and was almost our best player today. He’s such an enigma
Dalot currently having one of those games that makes you think he can play football after all. He will obviously let me down but good so far
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Dalot currently having one of those games that makes you think he can play football after all. He will obviously let me down but good so far
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I CANNOT believe that the referee has just disallowed one of the great goals there from Le Celso. If evidence was needed that VAR and referees are destroying football that was it. Wasn’t even a handball and it happened about 45 seconds before the goal. What an absolute joke
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