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Jason Sweeney · Aug 6, 2024 · 2:49 PM UTC

Jason Sweeney@sween6 Aug 2024

I believe you are thinking of Robert Pine.

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Jason Sweeney · Jul 31, 2024 · 2:18 AM UTC

Jason Sweeney@sween31 Jul 2024

Replying to @rsmallbone

Oh, Richard. I’m so sorry.

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Jason Sweeney · Jul 27, 2024 · 3:13 PM UTC

Jason Sweeney@sween27 Jul 2024

Replying to @everydaydude

So, so sorry, dude.

Jason Sweeney · Jul 12, 2024 · 3:55 PM UTC

Jason Sweeney@sween12 Jul 2024

Replying to @ttseco

Theo.

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Jason Sweeney · Jul 5, 2024 · 4:13 PM UTC

Jason Sweeney@sween5 Jul 2024

I’m still not clear on what superpowers The Reverse Cowgirl has.

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Jason Sweeney · Jun 28, 2024 · 1:58 AM UTC

Jason Sweeney@sween28 Jun 2024

MEANWHILE IN CANADA: yikes

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Jason Sweeney · May 30, 2024 · 9:22 PM UTC

Jason Sweeney@sween30 May 2024

I took my wife on her dream vacation for her birthday and she just told me the Trump verdict is the best gift she could have ever gotten. Thanks.

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Jason Sweeney · May 30, 2024 · 9:13 PM UTC

Jason Sweeney@sween30 May 2024

How soon until we see a T-shirt that says “REAL MEN ARE GUILTY”?

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Jason Sweeney · May 30, 2024 · 10:00 AM UTC

Jason Sweeney@sween30 May 2024

Replying to @jellybeansprez @damselesque

It was the perfect cherry on the top. 😂

Jason Sweeney · May 30, 2024 · 9:06 AM UTC

Jason Sweeney@sween30 May 2024

But there is no one I would rather sacrifice my body and soul for than this woman. Happy Birthday, @damselesque. Let’s wear our feet to bloody nubs together forever.

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Jason Sweeney · May 30, 2024 · 9:06 AM UTC

Jason Sweeney@sween30 May 2024

And thus my body and brain are broken. So she’s just gonna have to wait for her drawing.

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