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“You’re crazy anyway. But—” Oh……
TRUMP: If you're Black, or if you're Jewish, and you vote for Abdul, you're crazy. You're crazy anyway.
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Boomers are so fucking entitled because what in the fuck do you mean she was occupying ALL of the washers at the same time?? Like why did she think because she lived there for 20 years she could do that???
i stopped using socials for a few days and an analog flame war broke out on my building's community board
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Olandria as Naomi Campbell for Halloween.
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eight children in one single calendar year…
Nick Cannon divorced Mariah Carey. In the deal, she agreed to pay his travel and hotel when he visits their twins Then he had 10 more kids with 5 other women In the video below, he explains why he left: "The husband I became was Mr. Mariah Carey" April 2008. They marry at her estate in the Bahamas. She's about a decade older and one of the best selling artists alive April 30, 2011. The twins are born on their third anniversary December 2014. He files for divorce Asked to name the reasons, the first word out of his mouth: "Financially" Asked if he felt he didn't deserve her: "Absolutely. 100%." "This is someone that is out of my league" The settlement, per TMZ in 2016: The twins live mainly with Mariah He puts $5,000 a month into a trust for them When he visits, she pays his travel and lodging She signs a 2012 Ferrari over to him Neither can let the kids call a new partner "mom" or "dad" Their incomes in the filing: him $2.7 million a year, her $6.3 million February 2017. His third child is born. Between June 2021 and December 2022 he has 8 more. Total: 12 kids with 6 women His explanation, in the same video: he wanted to prove he could provide for a lot of people, "because for so much time I didn't have to" Do the math. In the marriage he made less than half of what she did. In 6 years after it, he went from 2 kids to 12 The case for Nick: he says he went to therapy, still loves her, and calls himself "the low functioning individual" in his relationships Could you stay married to someone who makes more than double what you make, or would it eat at you too?
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The internet excuse is so lame. The women who don’t care about height aren’t on here advertising themselves. They’re just out existing. Niggas let a vocal minority turn them into incels
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I honestly think those men believe being tall gives them the greatest access to sexual partners of their choosing. They’re hurting over an erroneous belief that being tall automatically grants you a harem 🫩 smh
when men lament over their height ruining their dating chances i just laugh because every short middle aged man i know is married
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All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Charles Xavier to life with extraordinary grace, intelligence, and humanity, defining the character for generations of fans, from "X-Men" to "Logan" to "Avengers: Doomsday." He was a singular talent, a generous collaborator, and a true gentleman. Our hearts go out to his wife Sunny, his children, his friends, and the countless fans around the world whose lives he touched with his art.
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I genuinely don't know any short men who aren't having their way.
when men lament over their height ruining their dating chances i just laugh because every short middle aged man i know is married
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it’s so funny because i do truly love a short king but you gotta be chill about it. the moment they start complaining my coochie dries up.
when men lament over their height ruining their dating chances i just laugh because every short middle aged man i know is married
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total skill issue
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lol it really don’t matter as much I be tryna tell straight dudes that. Just date short girls🤷🏽‍♂️😂I noticed when girls don’t know my sexuality and find me attractive they are usually short ones lmao. My height or shorter usually.
when men lament over their height ruining their dating chances i just laugh because every short middle aged man i know is married
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Always worrying about the one thing they can’t control instead of working on everything else 🫩
when men lament over their height ruining their dating chances i just laugh because every short middle aged man i know is married
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It’s always a lie 😭 short niggas literally pull the most if a short nigga not pullin thats cus he’s unpleasant and a loser that no one wants to date
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This little girl getting groomed into sexwork and toxic relationships bc no kid can afford to pay for nails or hair so they gonna date adult losers
come get these kids!!! 😭
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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She performs so well that you could probably go to her concert knowing none of her songs and still have a blast 😭
Even the security was gaggin!!!
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The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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This guy on TikTok said his mom is telling everybody he’s gonna be a nurse but he got a 48 on his chem exam. I commented and told him that i failed anatomy twice but I’ve been a nurse for 8 years. These are the replies i got under my comment🥹. It’ll be ok! And i don’t wanna hear shit about me failing pre-reqs..i regrouped and worked hard. Never failed a nursing school course tho😏. I’ve been a nurse for a WHILE. Pre covid. I do the math and hang the chemo, push the ACLS drugs, and give the cryo blood and platelets. The critics don’t 😉It all worked out for me and it will for the them (and you) too.
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Proof that men are just fucking delusional
🚨 JOE BUDDEN says he believes JAY-Z could bring KANYE WEST out at the SUPER BOWL, with ICE also giving the reunion a real chance. “I think Kanye is HAPPENING.” Joe says he’s no longer willing to completely rule it out, while Ice argues Kanye is the one major surprise guest Jay still hasn’t brought out during his recent run of shows. “As strategic as Hov is… the ONLY one that’s missing is Kanye.” MARC LAMONT HILL pushes back and says the bigger obstacle isn’t even Jay and Kanye’s relationship, it’s whether the NFL owners would allow Ye on the biggest stage in the world after everything he’s said. “You got to run through a WALL to get Kanye at the Super Bowl.” He argues Jay would have to spend serious social capital and call in relationships just to make it happen, and questions whether he’d do all of that for Kanye. But even Marc admits there may be more happening privately between them than people realize: “Maybe they’re better than I understand them to be, based on what I’ve heard.” Via The Joe Budden Podcast
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All the time we talk about boys being fed incel content meanwhile young girls are being fed content filled with stuff like this by grown birds looking to expand the aviary
come get these kids!!! 😭
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