Hey @LGUS I was asked to message you again to reopen a case, so this is me, doing that.

Worst line in a sales conversation: "we're not _trying_ to be Oracle here (pregnant pause) but yeah, you'd be out of compliance and that's, well that's on you".

This is a super important, and under discussed topic. The industry wants you to feel shamed into silence after these experiences, which prevents others in the community from learning from the situation and can allow bad actors to avoid consequences of their actions for too long

Vendor: *gibberish* Me: "This exchange has gone so poorly I had to check whether you were recently acquired by a PE firm". Vendor: ...

A:"I thought we were doing This?" B: "I thought we were doing That?" A: "Did you write it down when we decided it?" B: "No. Did you?" A: "No". Management.

I'm suddenly highly suspicious of enthusiastic owners of saunas.

Hey everyone, I haven't been on twitter since October. Have I missed anything?

Saw piles of Corned Beef at the grocery, and thought I'd try my had at Pastrami. A little over-seasoned, but a good first try.

I have older family visiting from out of town. My living room is a nightly reenactment of the worst parts of your Facebook feed.

Home made bacon. 👍👍

Just hilarious, call @CapitalOne get told to go to their website. Website is down, says to call support. I guess that's one way to ensure you don't deal with angry customers @AskCapitalOne