Bro you are only saying this because you haven't written any decent tunes since that one hit in the 7th century about beheading. Get back in the studio.
𝕏 "Post less"
𝕏 "Post more often"
𝕏 "Don't post things with links"
𝕏 "Post things with links"
𝕏 "Keep it short and sweet"
𝕏 "Write longer posts for better engagement"
𝕏 "Include an image for reach"
𝕏 "Re-used images will result in a de-boost"
𝕏 "How are you still here?"
Good news for smaller creators: New posts may finally get a fairer shot at reaching people.
What matters most:
• First 2 hours are crucial
• Original content wins
• Reading time matters more
• Shares > likes
• Quality > posting frequency
• Engagement bait can kill your reach
Post less. Make every post count.
I tried this @grok hack. Not only does it leave the mic on permanently, but it actually bugs out very quickly on iOS due to @Apple's diabolical software quality in 2026. You get 5 minutes of this Vocal Shortcut working, then iOS just ignores you until you restart your phone.
Everyone said "Hey Grok" was impossible on iPhone. Even Grok said Apple keeps wake words for Siri only. So I kept digging, and I found a way. Now I just say "Hey Grok" and Grok Bot voice chat opens. No extra apps, no cost, all built into iOS.
How to set it up:
1. Make sure your Grok Bot app is up to date
2. Shortcuts app → + → Add Action → search "Grok Bot" → pick "Start Voice Chat with Bot"
3. Settings → Accessibility → Vocal Shortcuts → Set Up → pick that shortcut → type "Hey Grok" and say it 3 times
4. In the shortcut's details, turn on "Allow Running When Locked"
If your phone is locked, iOS asks for one tap first. If Face ID already unlocked it, it's fully hands-free.
Everything reminds me of @UnmitigatedAss 😢🎄😿🤱
I’ve seen a few British Government types posting this stock image as part of the current nudge unit exercise to frighten people about an unspecified threat. It includes a locking knife which this government made illegal to carry, so keep it in your home, not your car, folks.
🚨 NEWS: The British Government is urging every household to prepare for at least three days of disruption amid growing concerns over cyberattacks, hostile states, extreme weather and potential shortages of essential supplies.
Under a new three-year national campaign called 'Be Ready', households are being advised to stockpile bottled water, tinned food, cash, essential medication, batteries and emergency equipment.
Defence Secretary Wes Streeting has warned that cyberattacks could disrupt banking, electricity and other critical services.
Government research found that just 13% of people in Britain feel prepared for an emergency that could cut them off from essential services.
The guidance is intended to help households remain self-sufficient for 72 hours during a major incident.
Buckfast bloodshot eyes
Non-binary septum ring
Greggs Sausage Roll lymph nodes
Rocket League hands
Golfer’s ear hair
Librarian brie breath
Dr. Pepper
Netflix crotch sweat
Fireplace dog farts
Peanut butter toast falling face down
Boyz II Men
Dutch people
Quinoa induced psychosis
I've sea-fished all my life. Where I am there's a precarious rock outcrop that faces the North Sea, I've lost count how often holidaying families' kids with fishing rods wear *waders*, which if they slip, will fill up with water and send them instantly to Davy Jones' Locker.
You'd be surprised how often this happens. Several times Ive been met with abuse for trying to warn people - especially with children - that what they're doing is dangerous.
Tip tip on holiday in Kernow:
1) the waves are much bigger and stronger than they look
2) learn to spot rip tides
3) follow the fishermen - if fishermen appear on cliffs, gather your stuff and run like hell. The tide comes in very quickly here, and very powerfully. Fishermen know the water and only turn up when the tide is due in.
If the tide is already in, and there's nobody fishing - do NOT go in.
If the tide is out, and nobody is around - do NOT go in.
4) If there are no surfers/body boarders in the water - do NOT go in. Surfers, like fishermen, know the local waters better than you.
5) if a local tells you what you're doing is dangerous - listen to them: they know the water better than you.
6) if there are no lifeguards and you have your children with you - do NOT go in.
Correct.
Using Starlink, a civilian commercial service, for offensive drone strikes to kill people has never been allowed, nor should it be.
Starshield, a different system, is controlled by the US government. What they decide to do is up to them.
Ukraine military violated Starlink terms of service and used it for offensive drone strikes to kill people. That loophole was closed last week.
Starlink remains critical to the defense of Ukraine, as it is the only system that cannot be jammed or blown up, at least for now. Were Starlink to be turned off, the Ukrainian front line would collapse immediately. This is NOT a threat, it is simply a statement of fact.
Starlink was also crucial to preventing Russia from overrunning Ukraine in the early days of the war, as all other means of communication were destroyed or jammed by Russia.
SpaceX has done more to defend Ukraine than any private company on Earth BY FAR.
That said, I have nothing but UTTER CONTEMPT for the virtue-signaling evil warmongers who push for endless slaughter and offer no realistic solution to the conflict. May you burn in hell.
End of story.
Huh
Labour will sharply reduce funding for some of Britain’s most affluent councils and divert it to poorer areas, after Andy Burnham has promised to create “good growth in every postcode”.
Councils in the vales and shires will lose £61m of grant funding from central government over the next three years, while urban areas will see an uplift of £2.9bn, according to ONS figures ⤵️
telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
Are you ready for 77th Brigade / Home Office nudge unit propaganda? 🖕Time to think the unthinkable and get the fuck out of this decaying, miserable Gulag island.
Here is an un-doctored photo of the Conservative councillor Simon Bennett, if you should see a version of it modified by AI please do not share it. I've included a picture of Barbara Streisand for scale.
UK Property sites, it's 2026, I know you have a tickbox that says 'Don't show new homes'. What I want is for you to implement AI so that I can say 'I don't want to see any of these fucking identikit carbuncles even if they're 5 years old'
@onthemarketcom @rightmove @espc @Zoopla
Has anyone else noticed that @Shazam has more or less stopped working? It used to take about 10-15 seconds and find things, now it sits for 60 seconds then reports no song found. I've been doing it all night and it mostly hasn't found any songs. What are you doing at Apple?
































